Jump to content

Chewy's Hairy Horn

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    885
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Chewy's Hairy Horn

  1. Frozen 2 with the fam and, god help me, the PITA inlaws at Alamo Drafthouse. The movie was actually pretty fun, but the music wasn't quite as good as the last one. Noteable exception was one amusing 80s music video-inspired song. The PITA in-inlaws, despite loving movies and being warned in advance, got quite bitchty once they realized we were "actually" eating there. Being from LA (San Fernando valley) they have a hard time with any meal that isn't soup and salad or brunch. They also like asking the waiter for their opinion on practically every menu item. So, they were a joy. Frozen 2: 4/5 PITA in-laws: 0/5 Please go home.
  2. Too drunk and annoyed to be sensible...and also wasn't serious.
  3. Lol at explaining "forced" after Baylor. Art covered that pretty well already.
  4. Hey CDC, do your job, clown.
  5. What? Didn't go for 2, Tom?
  6. Players just need a good kiss to settle them down.
  7. My binder says fuck this shit
  8. Even Sam is tired of the shit play calling. Fuck it.
  9. We are terrible. Fire that gum smacking moron.
  10. We definitely have a tendency, that's for sure.
  11. Do hope his x-rays come back good.
  12. Ruhle. Pay the man whatever he needs. Herman can still kiss any player that gives consent, of course.
  13. There is no "us" or "them", it's just us.
  14. So that's how this game is going to go.
  15. Instead of watching this bullshit, me and the wifey dropped the kid off elsewhere, got stupid drunk and had hours of kinky sex fun. What'd I miss?
×
×
  • Create New...