Jump to content

Carl Spackler

Burnt Ends
  • Posts

    4254
  • Joined

Everything posted by Carl Spackler

  1. Was it approximately 18 years ago? Cuz if it was . . .
  2. Breathlessly waiting for Graham Harmon to rank Texas 7th in the SEC due to an obviously deficient redzone offense and punt protection scheme.
  3. Only to certain posters.
  4. Try not to piss your pants publicly like this. It's unmanly.
  5. Absolutely dominating this game and only up 10 points. Fuuuuccccckkkkkkkkk. The only fucking thing that can beat us is turnovers, and Ewers keeps fucking turning the goddam ball over.
  6. Not disagreeing with you. Just saying he has the capacity to improve. With Bert, he's reached his ceiling & we pretty much know what we're getting.
  7. This is Kern's first season in college, so he has potential to get better. Recall that Dickson had his issues his first season. But Bert has had his chances to get better/more consistent, and he hasn't progressed.
  8. I will be glad to have a different kicker next season.
  9. It bears repeating -- Joe Tessitore is such a beating. (Hey, that rhymes.)
  10. That was a pretty ridiculous roughing penalty
  11. Bro? There's another one. Now get off my lawn.
  12. My sarcasm meter is signaling that you're joking. But just so we're clear -- nobody should use those words.
  13. The meteor.
  14. I think you did well. I can't find ETL for anything close to $90 out here.
  15. Someone update that sign to 85 years
  16. Wow, refs screw Auburn on consecutive plays.
  17. STFU, Venables. Your DE was clearly lined up in the neutral zone
  18. Moore just shucked that o lineman
  19. Horseshit call
  20. Put the damn goalpost back!!
  21. Gotta review that. Looks like a TD to me. Fuck you refs
  22. Gotta review that. Looks like a TD to me.
  23. Fuck you, Sideshow Bert. So inconsistent your entire career
×
×
  • Create New...