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runthebone

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  1. Astros legend and world champion Seth Martinez to the Mariners
  2. Glad I didn't take the Astros -190!!
  3. I can't believe you can bet on spring training games.
  4. It's early, but it looks like Sousa is going to be another Astros medical success story
  5. It's spring, and I expect 250 innings from McCullers, but only because he is starting the season too late to reach 300. You may say he has thrown only 718 in 10 yrs/7 seasons. Shut up. Spring!
  6. Altuve's LF debut today. I think he'll be a better hitter this year in the OF and end the year with 2400+ hits.
  7. A snake would look at that and say, "Thank God I don't have legs."
  8. There's a dude named Swaggerty? Damn Whitley is not impressed
  9. I think Ort can be useful. Dubin is out of options, I think, so maybe ILing him is OK for now because he does throw pretty hard. Leon should have been traded already, so that's too bad.
  10. The Anal Long-Ephesians juxtaposition made me do a double take.
  11. Game's not over yet. Maybe have Hader get 4 outs!
  12. Robert's like Saberhagen, he's good in odd number years. Let's beat the Cardinals today and show Arenado what he's missing! But seriously, if we start spring training 0-3, it's time to fire Espada and tear it down.
  13. We're bidding against nobody, so our offer should be worse, like a bag of used baseballs and real mozzarella instead of that Provel dogshit.
  14. When Agosto started 10-0, I thought he was amazing. I was just a stupid kid and thought wins mattered.
  15. The Astros were one of Arenado's five preferred destinations, but he couldn't pull the trigger. He sounds like an idiot. https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6150459/2025/02/21/cardinals-nolan-arenado-trade-astros-awkward/?source=emp_shared_article
  16. On the topic of grammar, isn't "EDGE rusher" redundant? You would be an EDGE (I hate this shit) or an edge rusher. Or, as I like to say, a defensive end.
  17. Is it safe for McCullers to be holding that paper in his right hand?
  18. The same Keith Law who ranked Whitley #18 overall in 2019. We have two of the top 18 prospects!* * From 6 years ago** ** And Keith Law is always right.
  19. Keither Motherfuckin' Law ranked Trammell as the #14 prospect overall in 2019. And he played for both WS teams last year, so everything he touches turns to gold. KEITH MOTHERFUCKIN LAW.
  20. At least it's honest:
  21. Maybe sad in the sense that our time with the Greatest Astro is closer to the end than the beginning. However, it's the better thing for the team's defense, and it shows why he is so amazing and lovable. For me, it elevates him even further, from god status to whatever is beyond that. I'll never bet against him, and they better list his true height and not that 5'6 bullshit on his plaque in Cooperstown.
  22. Especially if he was the Club Astros DJ in the playoffs
  23. It's fine, stash him in AAA and use if something catastrophic happens
  24. Rodgers's away OPS is .628 Maybe he's due!
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