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runthebone

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  1. Mack must have been torn between shitting on Texas and making things worse for his successor.
  2. Texas 28 The Shoe at Night 27 469 yards Couches -32 1/11 is going to be a good day to sell furniture in Columbus.
  3. The fact that its fans are the absolute worst
  4. It's a Cecil family secret...his grandmother was Dutch.
  5. If so, they should have a split screen between teeth on one side and gums/meth/incest on the other.
  6. Well, that seals it. Now I really want Texas to win the national championship.
  7. Earflaps! Batting helmets! Cups! All signs of the decay of our society!
  8. Ok, our record is not as good as Notre Dame's. Are you suggesting Texas run some "Jap plays"?
  9. What kind of fucking take is that? You don't think PK has earned his pay this year? He deserves a raise.
  10. I thought so at first, too. Then I did some digging, and it turns out this guy didn't even have the best BA on the Yuba-Sutter High Wheelers. In fact, he would only have been fourth on the Missoula PaddleHeads, and now I'm worried again.
  11. Imagine taking some kind of pride or joy out of the accomplishments of your team's conferencemates when you're s'posed to hate most of those motherfuckers.
  12. They s'posed to be SEC. And they are.
  13. Are they going to add toilet stalls in the Daik as well?
  14. Sark should let his nuts hang. We should be team running fake punts (or fake FGs because...Bert), going for it on 4th down, and running trick plays. Let Ohio State feel the pressure.
  15. Do you pussies not realize we have won the Cotton Bowl NINE more times than them?
  16. Jesus would meet Bert, shrug, and say, "You can't save everyone."
  17. I've got a feeling this guy may work out. I meant to post this a year ago but forgot.
  18. Just make them keep their starters in
  19. Oregon is hoping someone pulls a hammy running for 50 yards untouched.
  20. At least make them work a little, Oregon, you fraudulent motherfuckers
  21. runthebone

    Bert!

    Recommend change thread title from exclamation point to frowny emoji.
  22. Remembering Wingo is on the team helped the offense also.
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