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oh_snap

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  1. Ok. Time for Abreu to make Garcia wear that golden sombrero. Which is Spanish for “sit down you puto fuck face” for those don’t don’t know Spanish.
  2. Unless dusty gets ejected during the commercial break, I wouldn’t hold my breath
  3. Hector. Fire em up
  4. Puff puff pass. We’re all in this together
  5. Dubes does his job. That’s all we can ask.
  6. Given the circumstances I’ll take that from Tuck
  7. Framber should come out and put another one in Garcias ribs. Joking. Not joking.
  8. How isn’t dusty out there saying to throw out Eovaldi. Obviously that was intentional.
  9. Nothing is fucked. We got this.
  10. Need arms warm in pen. Someone wake dusty up
  11. That was a suboptimal half inning
  12. Fucking ump cam. That’s the same pitch called a strike on us
  13. It’s a fucking beachball’s width Smoltz
  14. Stupid fucking camera angle
  15. Frambers strategy with that mascara wearing MF semien is to keep throwing balls so he gets frustrated and swings at trash. Genius.
  16. Just keep working his pitch count so we can get to that pen
  17. Lmao. Seager an idiot for swinging.
  18. Sounds like no deal from this meeting per buster olney…appeal is filed
  19. Not that I need or want to defend Harper, but that happened during the regular season. Also Angel Hernandez can EABOD. But the real travesty here is that Adolis isn’t suspended. Benches cleared because he acted a fool. He pushed Maldonado, the ump, and then charged Maldonado again. If Abreu deserves a suspension (he doesn’t), logic serves that Garcia does more given it was him who really escalated the situation. what sucks more is this is a distraction that takes away from the game prep. Given our experience in October, think we can harness this for good.
  20. I like your confidence that we’ll do better than being relegated to the Texas TaxAct Bowl in the future. I’m afraid I’m not as sure.
  21. If Abreu suspension holds after appeal, can we call someone up to take his roster spot, or do we have to go short? Siap
  22. I just love the fact that we live in a world that people legitimately believe the Astros are so fucking good and confident in themselves that they could intentionally hit a guy in the bottom of the 8th and no outs and one on already while down 2 runs in a pivotal game 5 of the ALCS. Oh yeah and the 8 and 9 hitters were our next batters in the 9th. yes, our dick is so big we can shoot it and still fuck your wife deep
  23. We’re Texas. do we celebrate bowl eligibility? I don’t even know anymore.
  24. A win is a win is a win is a win. But that sucked balls. Only enjoyable aspect is Tim Fuckface Brando is a sad Fuckface tonight.
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