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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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  1. Yeah... get Shaka the fuck out of Austin.
  2. Jesus Christ. Those last two shots. Wow.
  3. If they don’t make the tournament you have to fire Shaka. Enough with this fucking experiment.
  4. Jesus fuck, no one on this team can shoot.
  5. Username def checks out.
  6. I’m not saying they haven’t. I’m simply saying it could have been that easy for them and it would make sense. It’s scarily similar to Rondale’s actually and we wished him the best. He seems like a good dude so why not give him the benefit of a doubt for the time being? If he flips tomorrow, then yeah. I’ll hop on the train just like the rest of us hopped on the train on South Austin’s mom.
  7. He decomitted, not flipped. He’s even been quoted as saying he’s starting at square one with recruiting. To claim or allude that he, or anyone else close to him for that matter, was paid just to decommit is flat fucking dumb. It was probably pretty easy for Illinois to push their line of thought. I imagine it probably went something like this, “Your coach whom you’ve know most of your life is here, you’d be closer to home, you have friends/teammates here, and we’ve landed some decent players this past class.” Its pretty a pretty simple fucking sell. The Big 10 is top heavy and picking up two extra wins to get bowl eligible isn’t completely out of the question. I don’t know who the fuck they play and I’m not going spend time looking it up. I can’t imagine it would be too hard. Calling him bought at this point is fucking stupid.
  8. I’m not. He’s a wide receiver and hasn’t played running back since high school. Hopefully that clears things up for you.
  9. I’m not. He’s a wide receiver and hasn’t played running back since high school. Hopefully that clears things up for you.
  10. Nah. I could have also called your mom up to tongue-punch her fart box but she was busy. Who the fuck are you anyways?
  11. I was on a work trip for the consulting firm I was with a few years ago and tried to take clients to a scrip club in that area without knowing any better. We wound up grabbing beers at the steak house by the 49er’s stadium because nothing fun exists in that area.
  12. I bet he puts beans in it as well.
  13. What the fuck is going on with his eyebrows?
  14. They already do, you dumb fuck. They’re called punters.
  15. Paul Pesheck or something along those lines. Guess the aggy network isn’t strong enough to keep him from spending time posting horrible evals on texags.
  16. Is this the point where you try to convince us that rugby will be a viable sport in the US and that some player will tear it up in the in NFL again? Your schtick sucks and you’re not even good at it.
  17. Hey! Who would’ve thought you’d show up with another one of your stupid fucking takes. Perhaps this is another limp dick attempt at being satirical again? Either way you fucking suck at both.
  18. The 2020 class was birthed in 2001/2002. Some of you old fucks are showing your age. It may not be relevant to you, but who gives a shit?
  19. Don’t all .gifs look the same to you?
  20. Any permutation of that would be great, as long as we’ve redirected talk away from EJ’s shoe tag.
  21. @immamac Can you shut down the EJ fashion talk already? Jesus fucking christ.
  22. Zardes played better but I’m not convinced he should see time before any other attacking options we have. One match of having semi-competent touch doesn’t make a career. Overall his positioning was better but the offense really opened up when he was subbed off. If you go back and watch some of the balls into the box to him, he still shits the bed when it gets near him if he’s trying to put it on goal. I do like what Berhalter is doing strategy wise and I’ll admit I hated the hire at first. 2 of 2 is a good start however Ecuador will be a bigger challenge. Nipple scored a really nice goal - would have been a pk had it not gone in. The gold cup should be a lot of fun to watch when some of our better players make it into the team. If we deploy the same type of attack with a better finisher (Sargent) and better service (pulisic & mckinnie) watch out.
  23. Katfid is rubbing off on you. Literally and figuratively.
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