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GlenFromTheMailRoom

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  1. In her defense, my stomach usually hurts before I have to shit.
  2. Look at this as an opportunity to start shitting in random parts of the house and blaming it on the dog.
  3. I mean, Ozil wasn't wrong. Germany sucking at the world cup is on Low. It was his fault that he decided to not bring a striker with him.
  4. You think Aquaman looks bad, check out the Shazam trailer.
  5. Aggy is going to suck dick this season. We’ve all been here before. How the fuck do this thread get to 103 pages already?
  6. I can meet you halfway and name the next one some permutation of asshole. What about about elossha for 4 sandwhiches?
  7. How’s north ave? If you could mail me 20ish pounds of portillos, I’d name my next child after you.
  8. You really do take the fun with you wherever you go, don’t you. I fucking love it.
  9. It's meant to be a bandaid for rough patches which this sounds like. They basically do everything you do and just give you a break from doing it. The routine will be the same and if you get one with the right certifications, they can even help you sleep train the baby. I'll pm you the agency we're using.
  10. One would think that will all the press about mental health issues and gun ownership around, that the authorities might "misplace" those firearms. And what the in actual fuck? How many times has he been involuntarily committed? Isn't there some sort of three strike rule with this shit?
  11. I'd say give it a shot at least just to give her a break. It helps with everyone's sanity when your wife isn't tired or going bat shit because she's sleep deprived. It runs about $25-30 an hour. Get here a few days to use here and there through an agency and tell her it's her xmas present.
  12. Remington has turned from buffoon into full blown guard dog courtesy of the latest addition to the household. He won't let the baby out of his sight and sits by the door to the room she's in if it's closed. He may be dumb, but he's great with the girls.
  13. We had our first night, last night with the night nanny. Best fucking money I've ever spent in my life. Even if you do it for a few days here and there, it's totally worth the money.
  14. Have you flipped a paper football through the uprights yet? My dad has a dobbie. Great dogs.
  15. He sure did. He couldn't put the right mail in the right mail boxes just like the incompetent aggy fuck that he is.
  16. I’m at my oldest’s swim practice and lol’d at this. People are now starring at me, you brilliant son of a bitch.
  17. Agree with this 100%. I wear this exact pair when lifting, rowing, and HIIT training. https://www.baseballmonkey.com/catalog/product/view/id/332975?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI18CyqI6s3AIVBgtpCh0W5AixEAQYBCABEgIGZPD_BwE
  18. There’s a mineral supplement called ZMA that makes your dreams wild as shit. It even warns you about it on the bottle. Pop three of those and a Xanax and get ready to shake hands with God, Barney the dinosaur, and your dead grandmother.
  19. Congrats on guaranteeing that your house will be loud as shit for the next week or so. Looks badass!
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