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Doc Reeves

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  1. Thats foolish cuz she gonna hate me when she leave
  2. Damn my man, that sucks. That’s some hard shit to be forced to deal with. People like him tho tend to inspire goodness in the people who witness his bullshit.
  3. Bud. There a fetish among rich people that involves buying people. The thing about the US is that everyone’s labor has a price. If you have incredible wealth, buying people’s soul can sometimes turn a fucked up person on. So, maybe you pay someone money that is less than change in your cars coffee holder to you, but for them they’ll give you their 12y/o daughter.
  4. Ok. So… how many years makes sense for 100+?
  5. shit man. I know of a chick who’s dad caught her and her BF doing the same thing and her daddy killed him. coulda been crazier. Just sayin
  6. Yeah, the thing is most men who have affairs aren’t looking for sex, they are looking to feel appreciated and desired or acting out traumatic sexual abuse. They offer an “instagram” slice view of themselves to lot of women looking for valuation because their self esteem and self worth is beyond fucked up. Some of my best friends from school worked on rigs in the gulf for 9mos at a time with 6 weeks off. Girlfriends just didn’t make sense at the time. So, you had a variety of chicks, hookups, strippers, escorts for your time putting in. by far, the most economical, safest, most fun, least bullshit way of handling shit was having a relationship with some pros.
  7. Look, everyone has their opinions on personality but when everything is boiled off CTJ is just a typical passionate fan. He’s a decent, fun guy IRL- but he demands excellence in his internetting. It’s not because he thinks he better than us necessarily (well, most of us) but a personal truth that we as University of Texas fans deserve a baseline of dumbfuckery. Love him or hate him, I don’t want a Surly without that.
  8. Exactly. If you’re into the ladies, that’s cool. If you’re wife is ok with it, we’ll that’s even cooler. But shit man, affairs? Why in the living fuck would you want 100+ women in your life- and not in a sexist way, I would ask the same of a woman wanting 100+ men in her life? Sure there’s sex, but there’s a shit ton of time that must be invested for some 3 figure count of affairs. I mean, I don’t know him all but just in the face of things I’d be worried Dude might have some sexual problems he’s unaware of or not dealing with so they are escalating. It’s a familiar story that usually has a real bad ending.
  9. I can’t talk to anyone in their 20s anymore. It’s just too annoying to talk to someone who still has hope
  10. it’s been my experience when people use “100+” it means a shitload more than 100 Rules for life: 1. Try not to commit crimes 2. if you do, don’t tell anyone about the crimes you commit 3. don’t write down the crimes you commit 4. chew your food thoroughly
  11. 16? Jesus. I’d be pissed if I was left out of that too
  12. our wives should never, ever, ever meet
  13. Yeah but someone commented about it right after so I figured fuck it
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