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bad_teammate

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  1. HARDCORE PARKOUR!
  2. Honestly, if it connected that would feel REALLY good.
  3. Bijan, another TD please sir
  4. All right,d efense, let's earn this win
  5. WE GOT A CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. I would have no problem with short, edge, high-percentage throws.
  7. fixed for sark
  8. They can't stop the run. Let's not do that.
  9. FEED BIJAN
  10. Basically missing plays so we can see reviews of Quinn's bodyl anguage?? I'm watching on mute
  11. We are playing like absolute fucking clowns on offense and only down 2. How?
  12. lol what the fuck
  13. I thought, "Ok, must be fully covered downfield!" nope lol
  14. Stunt and confuse the new guy. Smart call. Fuck
  15. Hey DJ, buddy, who were you blockin' there?
  16. It's November of 2030 SkyNet has come online the Terminators are killing people Surly has not yet figured out who is more at fault for an incomplete pass
  17. The bad, but still kind of catchable pass. His favorite kind to throw lol
  18. I remember riding a funicular up to the Berghotel Shaztalp with my buddy Hans Castorp. He was great with a record player, but honestly I think he was using a TB diagnosis as an excuse to never grow up. A little more confidence and he could've easily landed Madame Chauchat. Also, fuck Baylor. We're going to stomp them.
  19. He's storing up nuts in his cheeks for the winter. It's actually very wise.
  20. I am very sorry Quinn Ewers has hurt so many of you so badly and I hope you find peace in your hearts and heal.
  21. Back in normal times, we just kind of understood that this is exactly how shit works. We used to understand that starting a 19yo quarterback was bad because 19yo quarterbacks aren't ready to dominate complex, high-speed, elite D1 play. We would want guys to redshirt, then play backup to upperclassmen so that they could learn all this shit out of the spotlight. But here, if a 19yo sucks, he's doomed forever. And we'll just look to the next 19yo. lol
  22. Refs ain't calling shit they're ready to get off the field.
  23. Sark probably going to apologize to that beanie for throwing it
  24. Whittington looking at the ball in his hands lol
  25. Please throw Xavier Worthy a short pass so he has time to do things with the ball in his hands. Please.
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