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bad_teammate

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  1. I thought, "Ok, must be fully covered downfield!" nope lol
  2. Stunt and confuse the new guy. Smart call. Fuck
  3. Hey DJ, buddy, who were you blockin' there?
  4. It's November of 2030 SkyNet has come online the Terminators are killing people Surly has not yet figured out who is more at fault for an incomplete pass
  5. The bad, but still kind of catchable pass. His favorite kind to throw lol
  6. I remember riding a funicular up to the Berghotel Shaztalp with my buddy Hans Castorp. He was great with a record player, but honestly I think he was using a TB diagnosis as an excuse to never grow up. A little more confidence and he could've easily landed Madame Chauchat. Also, fuck Baylor. We're going to stomp them.
  7. He's storing up nuts in his cheeks for the winter. It's actually very wise.
  8. I am very sorry Quinn Ewers has hurt so many of you so badly and I hope you find peace in your hearts and heal.
  9. Back in normal times, we just kind of understood that this is exactly how shit works. We used to understand that starting a 19yo quarterback was bad because 19yo quarterbacks aren't ready to dominate complex, high-speed, elite D1 play. We would want guys to redshirt, then play backup to upperclassmen so that they could learn all this shit out of the spotlight. But here, if a 19yo sucks, he's doomed forever. And we'll just look to the next 19yo. lol
  10. Refs ain't calling shit they're ready to get off the field.
  11. Sark probably going to apologize to that beanie for throwing it
  12. Whittington looking at the ball in his hands lol
  13. Please throw Xavier Worthy a short pass so he has time to do things with the ball in his hands. Please.
  14. I missed the first half and am here for the second. The inverse of what a Longhorn fan SHOULD do.
  15. No prayin' to liberal yankee Jesus on OUR field! OUR Jesus ain't a pansy like yours!
  16. There are at least 5 Texas HS teams that would beat UMASS. This shit is hilarious. They are a clownshow team.
  17. stupid sip... streaming is the NEW technology. TV has no swag!
  18. Deion at A&M would be glorious. Prime and the yell leaders and ROTC and shit. Holy god. The most astonishing clash of cultures.
  19. Their four (wins after UMASS)
  20. We're going to kick their asses.
  21. If we could get Urban Meyer, I'd be lead driver in a line of U-Hauls to forcibly remove Steve Sarkisian from Austin. And I actually LIKE Steve Sarkisian and think he is doing a good job to build a better program than we've seen in a long while. I'd take him, in a heartbeat, over everyone else, including Saban (due to age). The dude's all-time winning percentage is 86% in well over 200 games. He's a god.
  22. A coach's goals: 1 - To make the guys I already have the best possible versions of themselves 2 - To find guys I can make even better than the guys I already have The guys on campus already know this.
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