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Fred Willard

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  1. You ever seen a man stoned to death? Had his fingers cut off for stealing? Should be called the “shit, no, god save me” corps. Plus the risk of AIDS with the ladies.
  2. Now we have identified the problem. Who the fuck does that?
  3. Billy Madison, what the hell happened to me, and Happy Gilmore we’re all released within a year or two. And Sandler cashed that in for 1 trillion dollars. God bless America.
  4. Time to blow it up. Sucks for pop, Aldridge, and all the TD era spurs.
  5. Fred Willard

    Kayaking

    Did someone say flotilla?
  6. (Deep breath) can you post pics of your wife’s hooters? There are rules.
  7. Tech getting the beetus. You know, because of shugarts
  8. Buyer beware. OP posted a lot in the shart thread over on the scat forum.
  9. 8 pm according to the website. Playing the whorns.
  10. Speaking of awful uniforms check out the texum bulldogs all black. SEC!
  11. I just looked outside and started cramping up. Those dudes are toast.
  12. And if anyone knows what it’s like to have a fat fucking retard for a little brother, it’s us.
  13. I was really hoping to beat aggy’s ass again tonight. This is like rooting for Janet Reno to beat Roseanne in a beauty contest.
  14. In that case, Chad Fuck and the Hanging Fucks
  15. And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Horsey Sauce
  16. The Salet Shooters Chad Fuck and the Fuckboys
  17. And that was the moment I discovered OP was a corporate drone.
  18. Pizza boy in high school and summer and winter breaks in college. I ring the bell and two lesbians answer (can’t remember if it was a large sausage). They ask if I can come in and help them with their Xmas tree. I hesitantly agree. They ask me to help them trim up the bottom of the tree. I say, ok where are the pruners? They scurry around for a bit and bring back a dull steak knife. Well I get to work with that knife and these gals are climbing all over me “helping” to pull back limbs while I saw away. I finish up and they tip me 20 bucks. Not penthouse forums. These were some 50 yr old bull dikes. No boner had.
  19. You know what? The first time this was posted the thread title was misleading. This should be the official taking a dump on the floor of a tim hortons thread.
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