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TheStoicPaisano

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Everything posted by TheStoicPaisano

  1. On Elderly Dick Doubles
  2. Dick Double the real MVP.
  3. In for Avon Barksdale and TT’s abs.
  4. Guards’ SP Bibee scratched with gastroenteritis. Not great, Bob.
  5. Ripped Keefe talking about hot sorcery piss is making my bird (and apparently, his) twitch.
  6. Cha cha now y’all!!1
  7. -Cam’ron
  8. And we still don’t have one gotdamn WAB up here. So the hoi polloi take it in the shorts as usual.
  9. Looks like a Zoolander 2 circlejerk, but with goffers. OTOH:
  10. This is my current ordeal with MSFT and their ass-ignorant Authenticator. I can’t authenticate Outlook/Teams because the Authenticator won’t sent the right signals to my Authenticator app. Fuck that Catch 22 horsecockery.
  11. Shit not shart, but Shamrock Shakes are rank.
  12. Dunno but now I’m down a rabbit hole reading why turkey legs at the ren faire are anachronistic. So thanks Surly.
  13. It’s hard holding on to homegrown talent when USA comes calling. Kinky Kelly has been in the States for dang near 20 years, you just don’t rebuild and reload from him and the Sexy Stud.
  14. LFG! McBride calling in markers for friendly cameos.
  15. I’d listen to Ana read the phone book.
  16. You should team up with/fight Rep Ryan.
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