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Vanilla Strange Gato

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  1. That was a fun last two minutes. gotta hand it to that Cajun quarterback. He was pretty gimpy for half the game but he gutted it out. He wasn’t “Byron Leftwich getting carried to the line of scrimmage by his linemen” gimpy, but he was banged up.
  2. That sounded like a Jerky Boys character.
  3. Let’s see if this law firm investigating the university takes a flamethrower to this place.
  4. They could use five core values.
  5. The special teams on this early bowl games is an adventure.
  6. That kid went thru pure hell in middle school.
  7. Had a friend thru a civic organization of which I was a member. She was 30+ years older than most of us and from the northeast, and had worked Democratic political campaigns for a time. She and several other women were in a limo with Ted Kennedy on the way for him to speak at an event ahead of an election. He joked to them “are you ladies nervous to be riding in a car with me?” She said he was a piece of shit. But she was a paid campaign employee so she kept working.
  8. What the hell is Fozzie wearing? Did he rob Doc Severinson’s closet?
  9. Sam Acho is like Ricky Bobby. “I don’t know what to do with my hands!”
  10. What did Mama Pavia wear to the Heisman ceremony? Something classy or something skanky?
  11. Darrel Braun claims the Firefly he got to make a video was pretty decent.
  12. Alright. I’m not in your region. Sorry. Someone is probably off that day. Turn it into a last minute shopping excursion in Houston! Or at Buc-ee’s!
  13. Saw Kansas at a 600 seat venue on Friday night in Clute/Lake Jackson/Richwood area. Not sure how they got Kansas to play there but it was an amazing show. All of the musicians were complete pros and the vocals were great. They did some deep cuts I haven’t heard in decades. My brother had their albums and I know I heard all those songs at some point. A few of them were more proggy than I remembered. A friend of mine does media work for the college where the venue is located. I texted him during the show to recreate the Two For The Show album cover using a couple of ushers and the programs they gave us. It worked!
  14. Prairie View call is the worst call on a play. Kirby getting out of being charged a timeout was the most dumbass nonsense outside of action on the field.
  15. Where do you live?
  16. I knew guys in high school that would counter with “you don’t fuck her face.” Ex-girlfriend’s dad would say “they all look like Cindy Crawford in the dark.”
  17. Statement is triply redundant. Jason Bourne kicked a guy’s ass with a rolled up magazine.
  18. Username almost checks out.
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