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Vanilla Strange Gato

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  1. Because today is Halloween. That little movement of his eyes and eyebrows when he mentions that he does go to the dollar store to buy candy cracks me up every time.
  2. How many SWT and UTSA fans do you know that own Longhorn gear and go to games when they can? Same thing.
  3. This is from a guy who would routinely say during a Meet The Press appearance, “well, don’t listen to me, it took me 8 years to get out of LSU, but…”
  4. You mean like Sark was going to do? It would be incredible.
  5. Wasn’t there already a Jim Irsay guitar collection auction?
  6. Someone decided “this guy is the best coach to lead our team and represent our brand. Hurry up and get him before LSU does. Leave LSU with a guy nobody can understand. That yahoo will never sniff a natty.”
  7. So he can just move schools and he won’t still need an offensive coordinator there but if he stays at A&M without Klein he won’t need an offensive coordinator? Try to make sense and don’t be irrational just because you don’t like another school. Besides, Elko can always invite Johnny to come back and be the OC, right?
  8. They said red zone, not red wings.
  9. I don’t think he was on a month long bender. I don’t think he has relapsed. And I don’t know or care who is the father of the last baby his wife birthed. To answer your question, I do think he would still have a job if he missed a month on a bender. He had just been to the playoffs twice, had the preseason Heisman trophy winner on board, and had a sure Top Five ranking upcoming. Plus, the university leadership and BMD’s would not let news of a month long bender out because the reputation of the institution would be damaged. They don’t like that and would cover up his problem hoping it could be remedied quickly.
  10. I don’t understand why these pro athletes get so screwed up with money. Why gamble? You made a ton of money in the league! Just don’t blow it on stupid stuff and you will be set! But alas, every big football school or even basketball school is coddling a number of great players who are functional illiterates. It shouldn’t be surprising they flame out.
  11. They do have life beyond college football. Corn And wrasslin’ That’s it
  12. I stream KLOS from Los Angeles sometimes. They used to have an evening DJ that would play Tom Sawyer mashing into Juke Box Hero (or maybe it was Vice Versa) and it worked out really well.
  13. Napoleon was French so the tie to Louisiana works.
  14. Why is this a surprise? Them and New Mexico were the last two states to outlaw dog fighting and cock fighting. Old Mexico is actually better than New Mexico in many ways. Louisiana is in a class with New Mexico. You youngsters might not recall this but for their gubernatorial election back in the late 80’s or early 90’s, their two candidates were: Edwin Edwards, alleged crook who bragged that he had been indicted a dozen times but never convicted (until later on, along with the DeBartolo family), and who joked that Viagra was formulated using his blood samples as a design David Duke, neo-Nazi and former grand dragon of the KKK That was the top two candidates in their entire state that year! My wife is from the Midwest. When she first moved here she was surprised how big football was, and she said it must be a southern thing and referenced the hilarity of The Water Boy. I assured her that The Water Boy is a documentary, not a comedy. Every aspect of Louisiana in that film is accurate.
  15. A friend’s husband is a prof at OU. We talked football at a NYE party before that Orange Bowl they played against USC. He assured me that Jason White and A.D. and their defense would win them the game. He does not like reminders that the only thing worse than Ashley Simpson’s halftime performance was the showing OU made on the field.
  16. I don’t know about that, but he should have been the first freshman to win the Heisman. Not Johnny Football. But idiot Heisman voters wouldn’t dream of voting for a freshman over Jason White that same season. White had a great season, but a freshman running back ran for 1,900 yards in a season. That’s more impressive than Crabtree getting 1,900 yards receiving based on where each of them receives the ball in relation to the line of scrimmage. But he’s a moron that beats kids with a switch and he’s a drunk.
  17. Irrational fans? Where??? [/surly poster]
  18. Remind me: there were people on this site who wanted Deion to come coach at the 40 acres?
  19. If you think they have any pull in the league office with making schedules, you are high. If they had pull, Texas and OU wouldn’t be in the SEC. Clearly they don’t have any pull. Keep you tinfoil hat on though. Well that bit is pretty stupid. Like Carrot Top stupid.
  20. Tell us more about your experience with roofies. *clicks on tape recorder* Sorry. Caldwell. Not Campbell.
  21. Does Matt Campbell come in and take over the way Major did when he relieved Richard Walton?
  22. He posts on Surly, so…
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