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Patricio Swayze

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  1. Texas 52 Arroz 10 My pops had heart surgery this morning and will be recovering for the next 6 weeks. What I need from the horns, at least this week, is a proper ass kicking with no drama to excite the old man.
  2. Guns are their religion. It’s like trying to a change a devout Christian’s mind that it’s all fairytales.
  3. Goddamn it y’all.
  4. Remember when y’all told me not to engage with fatty? He and a few others like Ana, Poe, immaculate and donkey will not, no matter what, under any circumstances, change their mind/stance on these issues. They do not care. Y’all arguing with them does nothing. Nada.
  5. Patricio Swayze replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    I like your moxie. But that is how you catch an assault charge.
  6. Patricio Swayze replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    If someone was so inclined, they could leave their cell phone at home, obtain a high powered BB gun (one of those German ones), set up 2-3 blocks away on a roof or in some cover, and have some fun with those pieces of shit. Just sayin.
  7. Correct. It is stupid and not tough. I think many mma fans agree.
  8. Many years ago there was an embarrassingly terribly named grappling apparel company called “Jesus Didn’t Tap”. I would see their mercy table at tournaments. I didn’t go up to the owner and say “maybe, but he sure as hell got pinned”. I figured he had heard it a hundred times.
  9. You also need to check if beef rib is on menus for weekdays. Seems like many places only do them on the weekend.
  10. Not sure. I only at the Smithville location once (bad experience).
  11. I know Jerry is a big fan, but Micklethwait now has dinner hours.
  12. Sounds like the kind of place Putt would rave about their tea and Mac n cheese.
  13. I regret not going to take photos before leaving the oil company I was working for. But I think they would have wanted to own the photos.
  14. Mother fuck shit fuck
  15. Thanks. Just let me know. There are more on my Flickr, that was a quick pass of some favorites.
  16. I made a Texas album. It’s far from inclusive, but these are some of my favorite shots. https://www.flickr.com/gp/11700551@N02/4bPX3a5237
  17. Frustrated with work because one person’s lack of communication skills and general attitude. Left work in a shit mood that I should just jump ship (at least on the project). Anyways, took my youngest daughter to gymnastics. She has been frustrated with her cartwheels. She hit several perfect and had a huge smile which makes me smile. Also, fuck that cunt at work.
  18. Well, I would think you mean an homage vs a knockoff. One takes style clues but never claims to be a Rolex or Omega or whatever. For me, a mod is just that. Using an SKX007 or other watch as the base to build a custom watch from. Or using all aftermarket parts, including the case, to achieve the look you want. There are a ton modders and watchmakers on Instagram and Etsy. Reddit is a good resource too. I just like the watch to look how I wanted and function as it supposed to (movement and water resistance). I don’t think all mods are pressure tested though.
  19. I assume it would be a dickfruit tree.
  20. Since you asked, I will self promote. I have a few photos that you might be interested in. I’ll post some here, but I have others. Just send me a DM if you think you would like one. This owl was in Texas, but not necessarily along the lines of what you were asking…but I think it looks cool on a wall.
  21. I wonder what happened to RPG. My buddy and I put out that album with them and I think they put out one more. Cool band.
  22. The first two bands I thought of when I read the thread title were: RPG standstill blues https://rpgrva.bandcamp.com/album/full-time
  23. Good stoppage. Joe is an idiot.
  24. Certainly seemed that way.
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