Posts posted by CooterBrown
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In high school we were spotlighting rabbits outside of Hallettsville and saw a big cat. At least 2’ at the shoulder. We weren’t a hundred feet from it so we had a good view of the size. At the time, I would’ve guessed at least 80 pounds. It took off away from us and jumped through the far fence at the other side of the pasture. We considered it black at the time but being at night it may have just appeared darker than it was. I assume it was a mountain lion. I’d heard people saying you could hear them at night back then but I never did.
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I assume an in store performance? You just show up and stand in the few clear feet in front of the stage or in an aisle. The band plays about 20-30 minutes and signs shit afterwards. I’ve been to a dozen or so but none that have been at capacity so I don’t know if it pays to queue up early for a popular artist.
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Check out ATX Record Players. Local guy refurbishes MCM turntable consoles and outfits them with hifi components.
https://www.atxrecordplayers.com -
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Jimmy - You know that song "the girl is on fire"
Greg - no
Jimmy - It got replaced with eyes
Greg - .....what?
Jimmy - my eyes are burningJimmy: Y'all wanna hear a crazy story?
Us: no
Jimmy: ....ok, check it out"This lady had a dog with her, it was a snickerdoodle"
When you die and they pull out your safety closet box.....
I haven't seen you in a dog's age, buddy
Lisa: "This Saturday is my work anniversary"
Jimmy: "You started on a Saturday?"Didn't the new John Wick win the Oscar last week?
Lisa (after walking in from the rain): I'm soaking wet.
Jimmy: I wasn't even involved. -
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I heard of a guy who can get your kid a PWO spot at Texas for $8k...
Years ago I knew someone who did this at aggy. Her grades were shit, even for aggy, but was good enough to get the track coach to have her be a PWO so she only had to meet the minimum NCAA requirements for admission. Once she got accepted, that was the end of her athletic career. -

Post a pic that makes you lol
in Lulz
That is amazing.