Jersey Shore another reboot

[Moby Ric 2058]

2 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

I know it was like 8 months ago but Rehab right? But aren't he and Jen still somewhat together? 

While I watch this trash tv, I do not keep up with their real lives so I have no idea.

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

10 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

While I watch this trash tv, I do not keep up with their real lives so I have no idea.

Same here.  

Agree that the wedding was getting old as well as the hilariousness of drunk Vinny and Paulie.

[spystud13 2371]

That was a goddamn crazy episode. We need all reality shows to cover two months in one hour. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Man, so much change in that episode.  I'm confused.  Did Ronnie go to rehab for a drug or alcohol issue or cause he was depressed?  

[spystud13 2371]

Yes. Pretty sure they don’t let you go for depression only when you booze heavily. 

[spystud13 2371]

Well, that hour pretty much sucked.

Especially if you’re Roger. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Yeah I can see Roger crying like a bitch after JWoww talks about banging it out with a 24 year old all day long.  Wonder what his instagram looks like this morning?  She doesn't want to talk divorce on tv for the sake of her kids but she will talk about fucking a young stud with no problem.  

[spystud13 2371]

This season is fucking struggling. Way too long on the birthday party, Ron hanging with Angelina for no reason, & that goddawful ‘date’ with Jenni. 

Hopefully Vegas next week salvages something. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Yeah, it is dragging a little.  Also Jenni's new boyfriend is just using her to advance his own self.  She is being an idiot.

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

24 is creepy.  Told my wife, from a guy's perspective, no way in hell he stays with Jwow past the "new sex" feeling.

[4th&Five 41444]

Mike got out today. Looks like he worked out a lot in there. 

Edited September 12, 2019 by 4th&Five

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

Angelina pulling out the "Texas Longhorn" Jenga piece.

[spystud13 2371]

The two highlights were the insane meat spread & Pauly’s sick fucking house. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Pauly riding the scooter through the casino gave me a chuckle.  And he is right.  Vin and Angelina are going to end up together in the end.  It is inevitable.

[4th&Five 41444]

It really looked like he sprained his ankle. I’m surprised. I figured it was just a made up storyline. 

[spystud13 2371]

On 8/23/2019 at 12:07 AM, spystud13 said:

That was a goddamn crazy episode. We need all reality shows to cover two months in one hour. 

2 months in an hour earlier, now 2 days in an hour so they can drag out Vinny’s show. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

This show is dragging big time.  Why did Angelina have to oil up Vinnie for his show when he hasn't even gone to it yet, they all went out to eat after that.  I think the ankle thing is not real.  And Is 24 ever going to show up?  And Nino is just like real life click bait.  

[Knoxtnhorn 5923]

4 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

This show is dragging big time.  Why did Angelina have to oil up Vinnie for his show when he hasn't even gone to it yet, they all went out to eat after that.  I think the ankle thing is not real.  And Is 24 ever going to show up?  And Nino is just like real life click bait.  

You're right.  My wife and I were discussing this.  Oddly enough, this might be the only show in history that doesn't get boring to me.  I don't know what it is, but it just doesn't drag for me.  Even when they're just sitting at a table and talking about wine... it doesn't bother me.  Maybe I'm weird.

I do abhor dumbass Nino, though.

[spystud13 2371]

Gentlemen, we just witnessed the greatest medical marvel of the 21st century. Vinny went from barely being able to hobble down the hotel hallway to apparently perfectly fine a few hours later. MTV should bottle that magical potion for all the professional sports leagues. 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

9 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Gentlemen, we just witnessed the greatest medical marvel of the 21st century. Vinny went from barely being able to hobble down the hotel hallway to apparently perfectly fine a few hours later. MTV should bottle that magical potion for all the professional sports leagues. 

 

It was a mild sprain (if even that) at best yet they acted like he was going to need to have it cut off to live. The motorized scooter just made it that much worse. It was 100% played up for the show. 

[spystud13 2371]

Thanks, bro. 

[BrazilHorn 6575]

10 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Gentlemen, we just witnessed the greatest medical marvel of the 21st century. Vinny went from barely being able to hobble down the hotel hallway to apparently perfectly fine a few hours later. MTV should bottle that magical potion for all the professional sports leagues. 

They hired the LSU training staff. 

[spystud13 2371]

Ron - 1 

Jenni - 0 

[Moby Ric 2058]

10 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Ron - 1 

Jenni - 0 

Not anymore.  Ronnie is done.

https://www.tmz.com/2019/10/04/ronnie-ortiz-magro-arrested-tased-jen-harley-attack-domestic-violence/

 

 -- Ronnie has been booked for kidnapping. Cops also tell us Jen told them Ronnie went off the rails after doing coke, which could explain why cops had to tase him.

 

Our law enforcement sources say Ronnie gave chase ... running after Jen, allegedly with a knife in his hand, and horrifyingly, also with their infant daughter! We're told Ronnie was holding 18-month-old Ariana as he yelled at Jen to get back in the house.

We're told Ronnie eventually dropped the knife and locked himself and Ariana in the house. That's where he was when police arrived on the scene, and he did not respond to their commands to come outside.

We're told police decided to break down the door, because they were worried Ariana could be in danger. According to our law enforcement sources, Ronnie still would not go peacefully ... so officers had to use a taser to take him down.

Edited October 4, 2019 by Moby Ric

[spystud13 2371]

Whoops. That’s a real bad day. 

[spystud13 2371]

 

TMZ has video of them fairly normal yesterday afternoon, so he must have just flipped shit after watching the episode. 

[4th&Five 41444]

damn...mtv needs to cut him off until he gets his shit together.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2721]

Roids and Coke. Bad combo.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

Not living his best life.....

[spystud13 2371]

Looks like some serious fireworks in the next two episodes. 

Kinda thought MTV might put some kind of disclaimer up in small print about Ron’s latest escapade, but they didn’t. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

24 is creepy.  And Jenni is making me start liking Angelina.

[Go Pokes 979]

2 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

24 is creepy.  And Jenni is making me start liking Angelina.

Same.  She's still a dirty little hamster, but she's way more likable then Jenni.  

[spystud13 2371]

Jenni at dinner was fucking atrocious. 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

24 is creepy.  And Jenni is making me start liking Angelina.

100%. 

And I don't like Angelina more Jenni is just starting to morph into Angelina, which is scary as Jenni seemed to be the most grounded female cast member. 

[Go Pokes 979]

1 hour ago, JimmyHoffa said:

100%. 

And I don't like Angelina more Jenni is just starting to morph into Angelina, which is scary as Jenni seemed to be the most grounded female cast member. 

More grounded than Deena?  Hell, Snookie seems more grounded than Jenni at this point.  

I saw something on Twitter about this whole thing with 24 groping Angelina.  It sounds like Jenni is done with 24 and Angelina.  

[spystud13 2371]

Pretty sure he meant to post this here. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

they were apparently filming this at the same time.

MTV will continue to expand on its Shore franchise with a brand-new docuseries that's currently in production and slated to launch in 2020. Its working title: DJ Pauly D and Vinny’s Vegas Pool Party.

A bit more about the program: The Double Shot at Love stars will head to the entertainment capital of the world as they give their friends a shot at the Vegas life. Between Pauly D’s successful DJ residency and Vinny entertaining the masses on the strip, the two will help teach their friends the definition of work hard, play hard in the infamous locale.

 

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

39 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

More grounded than Deena?  Hell, Snookie seems more grounded than Jenni at this point.  

I saw something on Twitter about this whole thing with 24 groping Angelina.  It sounds like Jenni is done with 24 and Angelina.  

 

Ha, no I was just comparing Jenni, Snookie and Angelina. And agree that Snookie seems more stable than Jenni.

[4th&Five 41444]

5 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Pretty sure he meant to post this here. 

 

shit...my bad.

[spystud13 2371]

Holy fuck, there are some no-makeup scenes in the first couple segments of this episode that ain’t made for HD. 

[spystud13 2371]

It really is strange how Snooki’s husband has gone completely AWOL from the show. 

Highlight of the episode was Vinny’s final line... “Jesus won’t be at the Shore house.” 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Jenni's hypocrisy gets worse every week.  Apparently they are going at each other via twitter.

 

https://toofab.com/2019/10/18/jwoww-angelina-threesome-zack-jersey-shore-twitter-feud/

[spystud13 2371]

Only thing I took out of this episode is I really want visual proof of whether or not Angelina’s tits are pierced. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

0-100 then back to 0 then back to 100.  These people are all in need of therapy.  It seems all this show is now is let's get drunk and scream at each other.

[Go Pokes 979]

Watching Pauly and Vinnie just try to stay out of the whole thing was pretty funny.  And poor Deena trying to play peacemaker between pack of rabid dogs.   

[Moby Ric 2058]

So basically that was 2 hours of Jenni wanting to show off her house.  Got it.

[spystud13 2371]

Was wondering if it was worth watching. Is there any way this show can continue? Can’t imagine their ratings have been very good lately. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

It was the season finale.  Basically girls get drunk got to DC embarrass themselves.  The guys stay at Jenni's house unsupervised and go through all her shit and play with her kids toys.

[Moby Ric 2058]

And we start it all again tonight.  Set your DVR and get out your bad cologne and hair gel.  

Edited February 27, 2020 by Moby Ric

[Lhorn 4872]

Im on it.  Right after I GTL

 

Is this where we find out "good boy" Mike was just a ruse to minimize jail time?  

Edited February 27, 2020 by Lhorn

[Go Pokes 979]

41 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Im on it.  Right after I GTL

 

Is this where we find out "good boy" Mike was just a ruse to minimize jail time?  

I highly doubt it, but I don't ever want to underestimate the stupidity of these people. 

Him drinking - he's an asshole, nobody likes him, he commits crimes, he blows all his money, he goes to prison, future looks grim at best.   

Him sober - Likable, other Jersey meatheads actually respect him and his opinion, he met and married a woman he loves and loves him, he's probably stashing some pretty good cash, his future actually looks pretty bright.  

 

So yeah, he'll probably go back to drinking.