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46 minutes ago, EverybodyGoDeep said:

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I'm shocked that on a Texags thread dedicated to criticizing their prized HS recruit getting benched that some aggy d-bag somehow uses this platform to make negative comment about a black ESPN anchor that died of cancer.

Classic.

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8 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

I'm shocked that on a Texags thread dedicated to criticizing their prized HS recruit getting benched that some aggy d-bag somehow uses this platform to make negative comment about a black ESPN anchor that died of cancer.

Classic.

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Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Ever the victim of the ebil media and the talking points obviously fed to them by the BMOC

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Had only they played their best game in what was t.u.'s super-duper bowl!

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We played balls out with nothing else to play for other than the faint chance of a playoff spot, the pleasure of victory, and beating a loudmouth rival!

How could they be expected to get up for a game against a team about whom they, in every venue, perform a mini-musical complete with choreography expressing the singular desire to defeat? 

What do they care about a first round bye, a trip to the SEC Championship game for the first time ever, the chance to win their first conference championship this century, and beating the school whose name dare not be mentioned?

Thank God we didn't get their best effort and game plans!

 

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Everybody is thinking about you all the time, Aggies. Oh, such a burden it must be!

 

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Put all their achievements together and Yikes!

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I think it will take more than a playoff win to change that narrative.  Sorry, Dude. I feel your pain.

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Would love to see these clowns get their shit pushed in for the second game in a row; however, I don’t have much confidence with a Mario Cristobal-led football team with Carson Beck at QB. They both tend to disappoint. I hope they prove me wrong. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Put all their achievements together and Yikes!

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I think it will take more than a playoff win to change that narrative.  Sorry, Dude. I feel your pain.

"Won it all in 1998" is beautiful.

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On 12/11/2025 at 9:43 AM, gofuckyourself said:

That high-level rationalization from Gyles Marrett there should be commemorated in their Hall of Champions.

Fuck it, why not? It's not like it's up against or will be keeping any awards on their roster. 

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Been a long time, Ags. We got an open letter to the team. Gather 'round, fellas, and listen up. 

Starts kind of like an AA meeting, but stick with this guy. He's all Aggie!

 

 

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I suppose he's starting with a lie, a fine Aggie tradition. Is your name really Ian Neff?

1 Ah yes! Snook in the springtime. Cotton. Sunflowers. Long may it remain the pristine paradise that gives meaning to the words, "I'm an Aggie." A travel note: take a right on 2155 in Snook, and you can visit the Snook Cemetery of Despair and Betrayal. They say the salt of a million tears has left the ground barren and yellow. One imagines the players mumbling assent. Good ol' Snook.

2 Wow. Torbush Wow. The tens (hundreds?) of thousands of Aggies who never served or even faked serving by joining the Corps claiming "cultural ties" to those who have never fails to astonish.  Yet, who could argue that Aggies don't have a "cultural tie" to victory? Just wait until their giant wakes up!

Coach, you take it from here.

Never forget, fellas. We've got a tradition of winning here! [Manly roar of response.] All right now. Settle down, there's even more tobacco for your pipe in here.

3  And now, boys, something deep. Something Aggies hardly ever mention. You know what I'm talkin' about here, and it's not just jawin'. We fight for our honor. The honor of Texas A&M University. The honor it is to be an Aggie. We. even. have. a. code. [Manly silent reverence almost like prayer.]

There's more. So much more, guys. The relic. [Team: Ooooooo...]

 

4&4 Do it for Johnny. Do it for Billy. There's a reason we kiss our finger and touch the relic. Even though we're the furthest thing from a cult, we revere- you knuckleheads know what that means? Well, you better!- we revere these men.  [Manly heads with teary eyes view the relic over the passage way to the field.]

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Alright, boys, take a minute to review their achievements. It's hard not to. Ian Neff has more to say.

5  Get's a little cockeyed here. I see smudges from tears. Gettin' a few myself.  [Manly sniffs and clearing of throats.] Anyway, maybe he was overcome. True Ag. But here he asks why is he askin' us to win. That one's a thinker. Thought he covered that already, but I tell you this will tear your hearts right out. 

6 He says it twice. He really wants us to win. Boys, buck up now, that's the same as a "really, really." Forget all that hooey about honor and Johnny and Snook! Ian Neff is personally requesting this. He says he's writin' this with vigor. Vigor!  [Manfully, every player, water boy, jocksniffer, passerby, and  coach leaps to their feet. Young men all dressed in white bound into the locker room. It's noisy until...Coach merely raises a hand. Absolute silence.]

Let's win it for the Neffer!

[Place goes nuts in a very masculine way. The bounding young men all dressed in white lead the cheering crowd for the next 20 minutes, singing and dancing to a song about a team they're not playing that day.]

Quite a scene. You'd think--

 Hey, what's the big idea you shovin' your mug into my little pow wow here? . 

Sorry, coach.

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