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17 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

...and where the hell is he gonna find a lawyer?

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Vick in  Madden 04 and VY in NCAA 06 were like cheat codes and you used them in similar ways. Almost impossible to stop if the person using them knew how to abuse the broken game engine.

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20 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Looks like an accurate picture of what would happen if lightning struck a golfer. More authentic than the original, maybe?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What is this, deep web Facebook?

This thread has taken a dark turn. 

13 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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"Anyway, the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game...of my life."

Should rename the piece, "OH, RAT FARTS!"  

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Like the version of this with the guy saying I ain’t a valet at an Italian restaurant
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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*ITS

13 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

On a lighter note, this is true. He's making nachos.

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Or heating up fish.  In the break room.  

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The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500".
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $2,000, please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why ...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, “My apologies Ma'am, you have $35 million in your account and our bank doesn't have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $250,000.
"Well, please let me have $250,000 now", she requested. The teller did so quickly, then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her elderly client.
The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $249,500 back into her account.
💐Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.

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43 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500".
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $2,000, please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why ...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, “My apologies Ma'am, you have $35 million in your account and our bank doesn't have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $250,000.
"Well, please let me have $250,000 now", she requested. The teller did so quickly, then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her elderly client.
The old lady put $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $249,500 back into her account.
💐Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.

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And then everyone in line applauded.

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