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On 1/5/2026 at 1:55 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Greenland and Denmark are taking the wrong approach. The best way to deal with Trump is to stay out of his limited attention span. If you start telling him what he can and cannot do, you will be in his crosshairs. Staying quiet doesn't mean that the will ignore you but it increases the chances.

Greenland's approach?

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He doesn't sound like a rapist.

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Trump says US will do something on Greenland 'whether the...

President Trump on Friday continued to press for U.S. control of Greenland, telling reporters: "We are going to do something on Greenland, whether they like it or not."

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I can't believe the guy who bankrupted a casino nearly doubled our defense budget from 800 billion to 1.5 trillion cuz NATO was ripping us off opts to fight NATO (and presumably Russia and China) over Greenland instead of fighting (presumably) Russia and China over Greenland with NATO.

I think everyone is aware that the NATO’s agreement that an attack on one is attack on all, was only enacted once: when the US was attacked on 9/11. Denmark sent 9,500 military personnel to Afghanistan and by some accounts they had the highest killed in action rate of any contributing country. I read there were 43 deaths. Their sons died not because someone attacked Denmark but that someone attacked the US.

I doubt Denmark had a burning desire to fight in Afghanistan but they honored their commitment to the United States. 9/11 wasn’t their fight but they answered the call.

Twenty something year later, a vietnam draft dodger is now threatening their sovereignty because the US can get wealthier. And Trump can get a new US map to show off to dictators visiting the White House.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Denmark and Greenland should both agree to hand over, under duress, Greenland to Donald Trump. They should state that they do not wish this move but that they fear the power of the US military and the resulting Danish and Greenlander deaths if they oppose it. This allows the next Dem President to give Greenland back. This is the best long term result for them.

Instead if they quietly accept some type of payment or negotiation, then there’s more of an argument that they agreed to the terms. Even if everyone knows otherwise. Don’t take $1 or $1T. Refuse any and all consideration to clearly demonstrate that it’s theft.

I prefer the current approach which is, fuck you, America.

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26 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’ve come to the conclusion that Denmark and Greenland should both agree to hand over, under duress, Greenland to Donald Trump. They should state that they do not wish this move but that they fear the power of the US military and the resulting Danish and Greenlander deaths if they oppose it. This allows the next Dem President to give Greenland back. This is the best long term result for them.

Instead if they quietly accept some type of payment or negotiation, then there’s more of an argument that they agreed to the terms. Even if everyone knows otherwise. Don’t take $1 or $1T. Refuse any and all consideration to clearly demonstrate that it’s theft.

As posted before, Denmark has no say in the matter. Only Greenlanders do.

30 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’ve come to the conclusion that Denmark and Greenland Czechoslovakia should both agree to hand over, under duress, Greenland the Sudetenland to Donald Trump Adolf Hitler. They should state that they do not wish this move but that they fear the power of the US German military and the resulting Danish and Greenlander Czechoslovak deaths if they oppose it. This allows the next Dem President Reichskanzler to give Greenland the Sudetenland back. This is the best long term result for them.

Are you serious, Clark, uh, Neville?

American troops decked out in lightweight desert camo will be an awesome sight invading Greenland.

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