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  2. All these fuckers gotta pay.
  3. you can murder the blacks, the browns, the gays but is murdering a white mom a bridge too far ?
  4. This seems like a positive for us with the recent success recruiting North Crowley.
  5. He'll be on the Rittenhouse book and speaking tour soon.
  6. Here we go again. Last year was my best sales year in 30 years.
  7. It sounds like college football. We'll be a'ight.
  8. Sark doesn’t need Harbaugh, he seems to already have a pretty good handle on how to waste the prime years of a dynamic QB.
  9. Unless he knows what’s ahead and knows he will have to take over. Like, say in my instance, the lieutenant governor.
  10. I suggest you spout this shit in public to strangers.
  11. Fuck that crushes my soul.
  12. Y'all need to just calm down. I've got super-secret connections with Loreal's landscaping guy who told me we gave an "acuerdo de caballero" with all players from the remaining final 4 teams that the top 4 OL performers, top 2 performing LB, top 3 performing WR, and Kewan Lacey will all transfer to Texas once the national championship is over. All conversations held thus far have been just to drive up prices for other schools. In addition, John Harbaugh is coming in as a consultant. Be calm - it's all coming together beautifully.
  13. Local (to me) case solved with help from the Austin investigators. He was confirmed as the murderer. LEX 18 News - Lexington, KY (WLEX)27-year-old Lexington murder case solved through connecti...Lexington police have solved a 27-year-old homicide case, identifying the killer of Linda Marie Rutledge through advanced DNA and ballistic evidence.
  14. This same party spent the last 10 years passing laws in several states to make it legal for (conservative) people to ram (liberal) protesters with their cars.
  15. Some of the names being floated right now as portal risks were supposed to have already been locked down with signed contracts for 2026. That is extremely alarming.
  16. Booz Allen Hamilton, Palantir and Lockheed Martin all made donations to the ballroom. Raytheon didn't. I'm sure that's just a coincidence though.
  17. Nah, you’ll find plenty of content to work with. I might even give you some
  18. They are just waiting to see who wins the national championship, then buy that entire fucking team. All-in moonshot....
  19. Ketch is begging Arch to portal
  20. Same blanket. 5$ apiece at a San Antonio flea market 20+ years ago and still keep two of them in the family vehicle for emergencies/picnics/camping.
  21. LOL at "steps down"
  22. I have no doubt that Putin and Xi regularly beat off to dotard tweets (or whatever the fuck). If he's somehow not their manchurian candidate, they can't believe their luck.
  23. Guys does anyone here actually have an inside scoop and know what the fuck is happening? For real man, wtf?
  24. Is that what the meltdown was for? I had figured it was the combination of losing out on all 5 of our highest targets in the portal and then losing young promising depth at LB and DB. Currently needing to count on an OT who has never started for us to come back from season ending knee injury and a returning Center that was only serviceable for us at best. The holes on the OL and LB are massive. The portal the last 24 hours has gone about as bad as it could have for us, Bo Mascoe excepted. It’s so bad many of us are convinced there’s something going on behind the scenes as to why we can’t overpay to get top recruits to come to fucking Austin, Texas to play for one of the blue blood universities in Arch Manning’s National Championship run. There is no better sales pitch for this transfer portal cycle, and we are basically getting punked worse than Susan Dell’s eyebrows.
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