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Dean Gullberry

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  1. Around Halloween my 6 year old comes up with what she's swears is her own joke. "What did the poop say to the toilet?" "Can I jump in your pool?" Not sure I believe her, but she always trying to make poop jokes so maybe she did.
  2. Did Oregon ML last night Did a 4 game teaser (7 points) tOSU -9.5 LSU Pick OU -2 Oregon +13.5 Probably come crashing down as I have been on fire lately. Yep OU gonna fuck it up... Also Took tOSU -16 And did a parlay with Wisky and Georgia (hedge) Having legalized gambling from your phone is tooooooooo easy here in Iowa.
  3. ^Still wouldn't drink it... But no they are donating $10 to some charity for each bushel they sell. There was a big hubbub towards Busch Light when they dropped their affiliation with the dude who raised $3 million for charity after it was discovered he tweeted out stupid racist shit when he was 16 (quoting Tosh.O). Busch Light still did the match though. Pretty big story up here in Iowa. After Busch Light dropped their affiliation a bunch of people took to twitter swearing they would never drink Busch Light again. And I don't blame them but that's because I think Busch Light tastes like piss water.
  4. "Like a bad neighbor, Kirk Ferentz is there" https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2018/01/10/iowa-coach-ferentz-faces-an-unusual-rival-his-neighbors/109328838/ And my favorite so far "Brian Ferentz still plants in 38" rows". Some good farming humor...
  5. These songs are quite different but I like em both.
  6. Well, does the fact that I'm trying to do it, do it for you? Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas...
  7. My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming fuck fantasy.
  8. My 90 window was up so I took my sample back earlier this week. Still have swimmers. Good god, I probably have more bastard children than Robert Baratheon.
  9. Why didn't the tag his twitter handle? @ISUMayor32
  10. Small world. He is a friend of a friend. Have partied with him a few times back in the day.
  11. Rich and not having kids... PM sent to be added to your will.
  12. I got mine done two weeks ago. Procedure was definitely more painful than I expected. Recovery has been what I expected. I'll give the doc some credit for trying to lighten up the situation by reminding me I was actually a numb nuts. I'm supposed to take my sample back in 90 days but most everyone I've talked to said they never did. Fuck that, I'm not risking number 4 after lucking out and avoiding a third girl.
  13. What I heard/read was that they flip the games every other year. NFC has early game one year, the AFC the next and so on. Don't know if that's true or not. Luckily the weather in KC today will be much better than what they were calling for earlier in the week. It appears temp will be pretty consistent throughout day/evening so don't think it matters much. As a life long Chiefs fan, I'm so jacked for this. I fully expect some bull shit craziness to bite us in the ass, but I really believe the Chiefs have the best team and Arrowhead will be lit.
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