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Fudge Nuggets

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  1. When I was working and living in Bangkok, my company's biggest client had a guy that lived in the condo across the hall from mine. He got transferred so his unit was empty for a few months until the lease ran out. An acquaintance of mine with the big client had a key to the place and would every now and then bring a sidepiece over and "use the facilities" for a few hours. One day when I came back from work he and his sidepiece of the day were getting off the elevator; he knew I wouldn't snitch on him but a couple of weeks later we were going to be at some function and he was going to have his wife in tow. A day before the function he calls me up and says, "Hey man, when we're at the function if my wife asks; vouch for me that you and I were playing golf together that day." No problem, hoss. Sure enough his wife comes up and starts a conversation. In the middle of it she brings up the subject of our alleged golf game a few weeks earlier. Like a good soldier, I tell her "Yep, we were golfing together. And oh yeah, Steve... you still owe me $100 for that ass kicking I put on you that round." Made him fork it over right there in front of her.
  2. Someone earlier posted this guy has ruined multiple other startups. You think something as stupid as an affair is going to hinder his future more than having a shitty track record of on the job performance? Meh, I guess you think Boards of Directors are going to all of a sudden gain some ethics?
  3. It makes perfect sense. The WSJ caters to people with money who can read. Fox is for the rubes.
  4. My kid's going to be a Yearling this year so I don't know what kind of "freedoms" he will have. At least he's not a plebe. I'm not sure what their plan is for getting them back to WP, but last year they loaded up on the buses and rode back Saturday night. I think he said they got back from D.C. at 3:00am Sunday and started finals a couple of days later. Ouch.
  5. The only reason it went big is because someone knew they were cheating. If it had been him and his wife, it wouldn't have blown up. Jeesh.
  6. Add it to the pile along with Ocean Gate and the insurance CEO. Rich people getting fucked is a unity-builder in this country.
  7. I guess some employees from this Astronomer company were also at the concert and that's how they got doxxed? I would have no idea who either of these people are (and wouldn't care) if shown on the Jumbotron.
  8. Where you recommend staying? I'm going to start making reservations ASAP.
  9. I've heard that PETSMART will also send you a condolence card. They figure there's a chance you might get another pet in the future and who wouldn't re-up with them after that kind of showing?
  10. Found out today I won the "Parent Lottery" to purchase two tickets to this year's Army-Navy football game. Can't fucking wait.
  11. Sorry for not being up on what a sex offender map looks like. I've never had a reason to look for one so please forgive me.
  12. I don't get it.
  13. Seriously, nothing surprises me at all any more; but this whole the dotard was butt buddies with Epstein thing threw me for a loop. I mean, that's what I'm getting out of that weird ass poem and I'm going to run with it from now until the dotard can prove he wasn't sucking Epstein dick.
  14. The dotard is gay as hell? That WILL crack MAGA.
  15. You’re doing GFs the wrong way.
  16. Should have concluded with “Gee, thanks daaaaad.”
  17. Ocean Gate and Luigi showed Americans love it when rich people get fucked. It’s the one thing that brings both sides together which is why Dems need to run on all class warfare all the time. Fuck the economy, fuck jobs, fuck equal rights, nothing but “String ‘em up” from now until 2028.
  18. Good. I hope for nothing but bad shit to happen to him and his family.
  19. Spending a billion bucks to refurb Qatar’s “gift” AF1 is totally cool though.
  20. Stupid ass AI is a little late to the party, like almost three years late.
  21. Because that’s not happening.
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