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  1. Cletus lives!
  2. The day I retired I set an auto reply that said something like "As of EOB today I will be retired. If you expect me to reply to an email after 10:00 am today, you will be disappointed." At the 3:00 pm farewell party the department director informed me that he and the city manager weren't fans of my auto reply. I really enjoyed hearing that.
  3. That's a lot of words to say, "Stop expecting me to stand up for what's right."
  4. Guess who gets to have his next colonoscopy on his birthday in a couple of weeks. Yay me! At least I'll get a good nap and big lunch on my birthday.
  5. Nothing sucks like a flooded wastewater plant. I just had a flashback to the aftermath of Harvey and a couple of other big rain events in my career. I imagine that there's ruined motors and electrical gear all over the plants that will have to be replaced. TCEQ has, or had, a list of A licensed operators who volunteer to help out in situations like this. Unfortunately, due to some family business I cannot do so right now. But I'm sure that the supervisors or directors of all of the affected plants have been in touch with TCEQ, so they should have some help coming.
  6. Done! You're a good hand, Bob Lives!
  7. I hope that you're right.
  8. The assumption that there will be an honest and complete examination of these events is very optimistic, in my opinion. I expect another "It could have been worse."
  9. Lol. She'll spend the time arguing that she's ready and you don't need to say a damn thing. Then spend the five minutes getting ready once you're parked, because she can't get ready while the car is moving. I mean, it should work your way. But it doesn't.
  10. It's probably been mentioned already, but I re-watch The Legend Of Boggie Creek once a year. Awful movie. I love it.
  11. We really need a WTF reaction.
  12. Don't let him get you, Brat!
  13. Fuck Russia with a rusty barbed wire dildo.
  14. No one here is rooting for Iran, or for the strike to have failed. There are reasonable voices calling for people to not instantly turn to the idea that Iran could not have possibly withstood the attack and will not strike back against so great a force. That BDA photo shows five holes in the ground, and not one damn thing more. No one here knows how much damage they did, or if any significant damage was done at all. Don't just assume that it was a smashing success and everything will be hunky dory from now on. History shows that to very rarely be the case.
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