Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Scheiss Meister

Certifiably Surly
  • Joined

  1. Where the fuck did I say that? When this plays out the way these "adventures" always do, the Venezuelan people will bear the brunt of the human costs of their "liberation". Trump, and you, do not give one shit about the Venezuelan people. Folks like you are why people think that Marines like me eat crayons.
  2. Some of us judge Al Capone by his murders and rackets, not the soup kitchens that he also funded. "Taking the good with the bad" will not include me supporting trump's illegal and immoral actions, no matter what benefits might come from them.
  3. Well, they're #2 alright, just not in the way they think.
  4. Perfect alignment of post and avatar. Personally, I hate the little end of those that gets stuck in a seam or hem and you don't know it until you're wearing the garment and wonder what bug is biting you.
  5. Go to at least one Texas home baseball, softball, football, and volleyball game. Celebrate my birthday on top of Guadalupe Peak. Update the kitchen. Build a covered, dedicated area for my smoker and wood. Spend more time and money helping others. Contribute more time to making political changes happen. Stay retired. Finish settling my dad's estate. Read at least 24 books.
  6. According to my wife, they make splendid places to drape clothes that one does not wish to put away properly. That is why the only exercise equipment in our home is a small set of dumbells. Dammit, beat by @Foosters.
  7. The lack of trump signs, flags, and shit is not from any regret or recognition of fault. They, the hard core magats, see the political reality heading into the midterms and think that they are going to have to take violent action to "keep America on the right track" or some similar shit. They don't want to be obvious suspects when the shit that they expect, and want to participate in, starts.
  8. The asshole should have done the last part first.
  9. My son gives batteries with that note to one person every Christmas on a rotation. It's usually appreciated.
  10. To an aggy, anyone who doesn't worship aggy hates aggy. They do not believe that anyone can view them neutrally and impassionatly. One must either be with them or against them.
  11. Our daughter and son-in-law flew down from Oregon Monday, and our son and daughter-in-law drove down from Waco today. This is our first Christmas with both kids here in four or five years, so it is wonderful to have the six of us under one roof, even if only for about 24 hours. Today my son-in-law and I smoked a brisket that's resting in the smoker right now. My daughter-in-law baked some cookies, made some treats, and brought potato salad. Tomorrow we guys will smoke some sausage and pork belly burnt ends, and we'll feast for lunch. I can't wait to eat! It's also the first Christmas since my dad died. It's really tough on my brothers and me, especially my youngest brother. We're getting through, but damn I miss that old fart. So this Christmas is a strange mixed feelings. Merry Christmas you wonderful assholes. I wish you all the very best.
  12. Nah. I'll just answer, "Three points? Not even a touchdown? At home?" That'll calm their tits.
  13. Seems more like Hullabaloo an egg, an egg.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.