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Everything posted by woohorn

  1. Couple of cute gurlz at least. "... Better hope ur gettin laid in web3..."
  2. The Let's Go Brandon meme crypto coin is going to bring him down? Lulz
  3. Hopefully it was more of a fixed fee agreement rather that strictly a retainer. We don't have to get into the "what should it cost" BS again, but... I just paid probate attorney $4,400 in Harris County, but I don't expect to have to pay any additional fees. Couple MM estate with real estate.
  4. Loved "Dining, Dancing, and Drugs" on the wedding invites!
  5. Rare 6 tries-no yellow Wordle 282 6/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834] [emoji834]
  6. All GREEN for St. Patty's Day... Wordle 271 3/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834]
  7. I am in the market for the Monica Lewinsky version though - the one where the cigar disappears every 10 seconds.
  8. Also doubt the value of the insurance claim would only be $500 with rental car. Pay cash and consider yourself lucky that he didn't insist on going through insurance.
  9. High risk-high reward... Wordle 251 3/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]
  10. Why don't you take half a day off and give her the uncleboobs treatment?
  11. Of course her first name is spelled "MacKensey"
  12. What city? A good locksmith will have the gear to program but may have to order the correct one. Still pushing $100. You need to decide if you want oem or Chinese knockoff.
  13. Sure, we receive unsolicited mail in voting ballots all the time, but actually have to request covid tests? What is wrong with our republic?? I have never been sick or covid tested, but I sure as hell requested tests. The only chance I have of getting any government cheese for my quarterly tax payments.
  14. Ya'll tellin' me Cramer was right about Ford?
  15. I just realized I never got my ball caps. Just a Tenn orange shirt came. Anyone seen theirs?
  16. Um, aggy didn't HAVE TO tho...
  17. Why don't jewelry stores have cases in safe with cameras projecting jewelry on to screens arranged as display cases in retail area? [insert Mark Cuban taking notes gif HERE]
  18. You gotta just hit the nic gum as much as you need to so that you never dip again. You can beat this and never dip again. Haven't dipped or smoked for decades and never think about it. So proud I don't have that shit in my mouth anymore. GL!
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