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  1. So this is the ad that pops up when I click on the football board??? Has Surly been hacked???
  2. Tennessee has now guaranteed themselves 5 more years of not winning an NCAA Title! Will Vegas take that bet, because I would bet literally my entire house on that. KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee has rewarded men's basketball coach Rick Barnes for winning the Volunteers' first SEC tournament championship in 43 years with a contract extension through the 2026-27 season.
  3. No dumbass! Rick Barnes has 0 titles and that is a direct quote from a man paid literally millions of dollars to win titles. Please let me know which of the above are incorrect. I’m waiting….
  4. Wow! So the coach not obsessed with winning titles does not win a title (again). Who would have EVER guessed? Anyone who expects him to win a title should look up the definition of insanity. "We would love to win a national championship, but we're not obsessed with it because we're obsessed with these guys trying to live their NBA dream.” Rick ‘0 Titles’ Barnes
  5. Ha! Biggest fraud in college basketball history! And now the biggest loss to go with his fraudulent legacy!
  6. No doubt! The aggy physics department and cold fusion say hi!
  7. Since nobody has signed Coach O, can we send him overseas to teach English and then watch the hilarity ensue as everyone will be speaking Cookie Monster.
  8. BFD! One d-back goes to a team with no D coordinator. The 7-8 plays a game he’s involved in will really make the difference between 6-6 and 13-0! Ha! Let’s look back on the “best d-back recruiting haul in history” and see where that got us. To quote one website: “After a lackluster first class where Herman only had a short amount of time to recruit after taking over for Charlie Strong, Tom Herman reminded everyone that 2018 would be the class to watch out for. The result? The 2018 class has National Championship written all over it! The 2018 Longhorns class finished No. 2 or 3 in the major recruiting tracking services. Included was one of the best group of defensive backs in the history of recruiting. And, Tom Herman snagged all the top recruits in the state of Texas (according to 247Sports No. 1 in Texas: B.J. Foster (safety) No. 2: Anthony Cook (cornerback) No. 3: Caden Sterns (safety) No. 4: Jalen Green (cornerback) No. 5: Brennan Eagles (WR) No. 7: DeMarvion Overshown (safety) No. 10: Al’vonte Woodard (WR) No. 12: D’shawn Jamison (cornerback)”
  9. Hey Jumbo's got this. The culmination of these three recruiting classes led to a 5-6 season. I'm predicting a solid at least 6-6 with an invite to the PUBG (that's still a thing, really?) Mobile New Mexico Bowl for 2024. jig 'em
  10. Officially(?) on The Ocho saying it is a done deal! https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32839321/sources-duke-hiring-texas-defensive-coordinator-mike-elko-head-football-coach
  11. Totally down with the Clown Shoes in a non-Juggalo way - Space Cake variety. Did just get an unexpected gift delivered out of the blue - $1,700 worth of whisk(e)y, so apparently gonna have to start drinking the aqua vitae in addition to my Space Cakes.
  12. God how embarrassing. They actually take the buggy (or whatever the hell they call that thing) to the airport to welcome the new coach. And think that welcome wagon will impress. Reminds me of Jimbo greeted by the yakkity sax players. If that is the first thing I see getting off the plane I am hijacking that plane to Cuba.
  13. Lanning head coach of BIG EASY (wtf???) Tulsa Golden Hurricane! $9.95 please.
  14. 3 (or 4) plays to get this many millimeters to score a TD and they could not.
  15. Celebrated New Year’s in seven time zones. Then went to the game in the cold. Got to see all the Miami players flipping off the UT fans in warmups. Was also at the 1978 Texas - Notre Dame Cotton Bowl. Good times! Never going to another Cotton Bowl again!
  16. Unfortunately cannot find a pic or video. Would recommend this be the new NBA logo, though. That would be epic!
  17. Would have been appropriate to honor Abe by having all free throws shot backwards. Only Abe, ha!
  18. Yep. Would not touch that with a 10 foot iron skillet! Legacy of SMU coaches at subsequent head coaching gigs: Forrest Gregg: Shreveport Pirates (CFL): 13-19 Dave Bliss: Baylor: 61-57-1*, 19-45-1* Conference, *1 = 1 murder cover up (later vacated by NCAA) June Jones: Hamilton Tiger Cats (CFL): 14-14-1*, 1* = 1 cluster f@#$ for trying to hire friend Art Briles Chad Morris: Arkansas: 4-18-0*, 0* = only Arkansas coach to never record a conference win
  19. Just came here to say F(ire) Pete Quit-ass-ski! 49 points to the 117th ranked offense still hard to believe.
  20. Fun going on the court after the game. Really like what Beard is doing. Solid D. Largest lead of the game was the final difference - good. Carr has gotta step it up though. Got driven back by their guard too many times and way too many - drive into the lane/pull up the dribble/have no plan/look for an out now he is stuck/try desperately to distribute. Looking forward to Disu. Good entertainment for $3.
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