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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. But he likes Arch and he likes Sark and has a big megaphone so I give him a pass.
  2. In two weeks.
  3. Keep that stuff up and I'm sending you back to Ohio, where you'll be back on the chain gang in no time.
  4. USC's started work and then two weeks later they sold his office. He's working from a storage unit in Compton now.
  5. USC is in a world of hurt. 358 million dollars in cuts. Maybe we can have a Bowman? https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/college-football-program-forced-into-painful-358m-cuts/ar-AA1IGtQZ
  6. Quiche better than Chicago-style pizza? Was quiche invented by a fellow Texas longhorn? No. But Chicago-style pizza WAS invented by a Texas Longhorn, Ike Sewell, at Pizzeria Uno in 1943. And not only was Ike a Longhorn, he was an All-Southwest Conference guard as a player on the Longhorn football team from 1926 to 1929. So you hush your dirty mouth.
  7. I gotta say that, after having our recruiting clocks cleaned by SEC schools for 20 years, it feels good to be taking some of their cornbread.
  8. One gets the feeling that, 20 years from now, Ojo might be a case study in some college business class.
  9. You all are missing out on the glorious kolaches offered at Green's sausage house in Zabcikville. The sausage burgers are legit, too.
  10. Who the best RB in the nation is, obviously.
  11. Never been to Washington D.C.?
  12. Our long national nightmare is over!
  13. Justus Terry, Lance Jackson and KJ Lacey. Lance Jackson is a big ol' boy!
  14. They're probably thinking that the SEC is going to adopt the 105 scholarship limit so why not do a few test runs.
  15. At least that Yeti mug shown at the beginning wasn't damaged. Those things are expensive.
  16. What happens when a player lies about the terms of his agreement not being met and then holds out?
  17. I've played tens of thousands of hours of basketball in my life. I know true talent when I see it. This kid is a player.
  18. Short stack is eating pudding through a straw right now. Anytime somebody grabs hold of your shirt before the punches get thrown, you're in trouble.
  19. Note to self: challenging a former NHL player to a fight is not a good idea.
  20. Bryant has made unofficial visits to Texas Tech....
  21. It's Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. The first line of Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" is "You need coolin'."
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