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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. Gobblin' cock.
  2. Eating in the car while moving was a rarity until McDonald's took hold. You took your food to a park and ate like civilized folk. Only savages ate on the road.
  3. The Wreck Of The Raymond Caldwell.
  4. We are leaving tomorrow for York, ME. Pulling a u-haul with a bunch of tools leftover from my Dad's shop. Gonna divvy them up with my brother and his kids. It will be a quick trip out with a stop at the AF Museum in Dayton and Saratoga. Thanks to @Underdog for the suggestion. Taking our time on the way home with stops in DC, Norfolk and Louisville.
  5. Tha's what I'm tombout
  6. In what world is a Phillips for Fox trade fair? Lucious fucking Fox. I am certain that Dayton Moore sent Brett packing because he had porn on his phone. The Royals don't have a legit CF anywhere in the system and they gave this guy away. Has any other GM ever had the chance to have 13 losing seasons out of 16? Unbelievable.
  7. Do you suppose Marlin Perkins did porn? He kinda had that look.
  8. Hang in there, buddy. 90 more days or so.
  9. Kelly Okie, the dumbass on the Wichita- Des Moines route?
  10. Try that shit when you have both knee replacements.
  11. A reminder that the Oshkosh Fly-in starts today. There have been some interesting planes come across Flightradar24 this morning.
  12. Who could imagine?
  13. What is the difference? I didn't hear his comments with zinger muted.
  14. Same here. I reserved 2 nights at a KC Marriott. Things changed and I needed to drop the 2nd night. I tried the online option to modify but it would only allow a total cancellation. Tried to reach a person and sat on hold for way too long. I finally cancelled the whole shebang and went to the Hilton property next door. Fuck automated systems that only do part of the job
  15. No. The boy in the bikini panties has a dick
  16. My Dad had a part time gunshop so there was always shit around to get us in trouble. He was a railway mail clerk so his schedule was at Home- 2days and on the road- 2 days so we had plenty of time too. We would put .22 shorts in a loose fitting hole in his anvil and hit them with a 3 lb hammer. It would make a bang and the bullet would fall at our feet but there was little pressure to speak of.
  17. 8-10 year old Shox went on vacation to the Ozarks with the folks and brought home a corncob pipe. My buddy Fred had a much older brother, we had heard him talk about smoking grass and weed. Not knowing any better, we packed the bowl full of grass clippings. I figured I needed to pull air through the pipe to get it lit and damn near set my lungs on fire. I had trouble talking for a week or so and never told the folks why.
  18. The wife and I are going to chase from Abilene, KS to Kit Carson. We'll have room in the truck if anybody wants to go along. I promise not to leave your body in the sage flats.
  19. Guy in Wichita that has a golf shop, Sticks 96. Former club pro. https://www.sticks96golf.com
  20. Owen Wilson You fuckers are slipping
  21. Update: I had a session with a teaching pro to see if there might be a fix. He watched me putt for about 5 minutes and had me try to make 5 in a row from about 5'. I struggled with that after making the first couple. He noticed that at address I had the shaft leaning away from the ball, increasing the putter loft as it were. He had me address the putt, take a look at the hole, forward press the shaft and use that motion as a trigger. Instant improvement. We played around with a putter that has adjustable grip weights and settled on adding 75 grams to the shaft. 5 in a row was much easier with the press and counter balanced putter. Big improvement. With more weight between my hands it is much easier to have a smooth takeaway and putter strike. I played in a senior tourney today and shot 80, took 5th in my age group and cashed 2/3 of my entry. Its still not feeling completely natural but Im getting my head wrapped around it. Thanks for all the replies.
  22. The skin that forms on non-instant chocolate pudding is the best. Banana pudding skin is almost as glorious.
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