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Bullneck

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  1. Who says they don't call holding against OU?
  2. If OU's recievers could catch this game would be over.
  3. If this QB had any touch on his passes this game would be over.
  4. UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE I think he was across the line at full speed.
  5. Why field the ball inside your 10 yard line when you're not trying to run it back?
  6. Well, this is their chance. On the OU side of the field. Won't get any easier.
  7. Christ this Navy offense sucks. Find one fucking play that works and run it over and over. Probably that A gap dive. I think most of the Sooners are familiar with defending the option. There it is again: downtown Ft. Dallasworth.
  8. My teenage kids asked what I'm laughing at: "Something so wrong in so many ways." *************** Navy gets the stop on 4th down. Their shortcomings have been pointed out; now they just need to grind the enthusiasm out of OU, like KState did to Rutgers last night.
  9. Random thought: do the service academies have any portal transfers? If they do, I'd think you could count them on one hand.
  10. I thought he was wearing some kind of elf-themed shoes:
  11. Would Blacklab/Hayden/Imamac have the balls to do this? I think not! 😁 That was kind of my comment: The tweet said Putin "wanted the Panama Canal" but what he really wants is to retaliate. The ships mentioned in the Bloomberg article could be anywhere. I'll look up where Panama stands in the ranking of ships in the world in just a second. (Edit: here it is. So, Panama is about to have a regime change, I guess. The canal thing is a red herring for our intelligent and discerning voting populace. The real problem for Putin that he's asked Trump to make go away is the banning of Russian LNG on Panamanian flagged ships).
  12. I'm selling my house and moving to a new town. That town:
  13. The story below sounds like it might not be true: But apparently there is some truth to it:
  14. Not sure which is worse: letting the QB throw or that attempt at a tackle on the runback.
  15. Pitt QB pressure has been coming. Finally it results in an int.
  16. Was that game coached by Jackie Sherrill or Foge Fazio? I had to read Marino's wiki page to see if he won the Heisman and got a quick update on Pitt football. (Edit: I meant the bowl game. Not sure when Sherrill left but I assume he coached the loss to Pennst).
  17. Wow, he got ejected. He was ragin'. He's still Ragin.
  18. It's gotta suck when you've been a highly ranked program with Dan Marino and then having to slug it out with the Toledo Rockets. That's no shade or sarcasm. It'd be like us in a dogfight bowl with East Carolina or something.
  19. It's widely know that Chicken Sandwich is the CEO of Chick-fil-A and Ag with Kids is the CEO of Burger King. Incredulity is the CEO of Jack in the Box. So between these three men, we have all the facts we need. Facts are stubborn things and they have the most stubborn of facts. Downright immovable objects. They are all knowing, and all seeing, like AI enabled punchclocks with the insight of that eyeball in the top of the pyramid on a dollabill. Where was I? Oh, let me drink this . . . . Anyway, if they say the poor shall always be with ye, fuck it, believe 'em. The richest men matter. Their opinions matter. And the poor shall be smited. That last part I made up (or Captain Morgan made it up- hard to tell who has more control of my keyboard) but it sounds Biblical).
  20. I don't know if this is satire or comic relief or what:
  21. "Well, thanks for the socks. That's very thoughtful. A guy can never have too many pairs of socks. But, you know . . . I was thinking more of maybe something like a new tux or tailored suit. In political terms, that would be like Trump dying. But, hey, that's a lot to ask, so, you know, never mind. Actually, the stocking stuffer of Matt Gaetz getting stiffed (get it?! Stiffed . . like Red Bull and Viagra. It's a joke!) was pretty good. But, yeah, Limbaugh being dead is OK. Well, let's be honest: I'd kinda forgot about him. Is that it? No other presents to open?"
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