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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. No shit?!? I missed that gem (assume it would've been in the Michigan/Moore thread which I lightly perused). I just figured he was a regular, run of the mill 2A "Muh Freedoms"-type. Guess I can add "racist asshole troll" to his profile.
  2. Ahhh yes, I'm sure every developed country in the world wants to take tips on how to reduce random acts of deadly violence from --checks notes--America.
  3. Yeah, there's a reason why it's never been done before. But I'm sure behind the scenes there's a TrumpCo subsidiary that's about to get a couple million bucks to pretend to make the marble armrests work.
  4. I grew up in Minnesota & we're leaning heavily towards retiring in Santa Fe so this bowl game something something. And future home & away series w/ MN would be great. The Twin Cities in Sept? Sign me up.
  5. Yeah, musicals are my least favorite movies and this definitely isn't of that traditional mode. It's about real people who want to perform and how interpreting someone else's songs lets them be more than they are in their normal, barely scraping by lives.
  6. Saw a Christmas morning screening at the Drafthouse yesterday. Enjoyed it a lot. Hugh's so damn talented & his Lightning character is a lovable sad sack with a dark past who can't let go of his silly dream. Hudson's performance is probably the best work she's ever done. It's not Amadeus. Or Rocket Man. And they took some liberties w/ the characters in order to punch the story up. I wouldn't recommend watching the 2008 documentary of the same name because the real Lightning & Thunder (Mike & Claire) were nowhere near as likeable as Hugh and Kate's characters. And Jim Belushi has lost so much weight I did a doubletake when he first appeared on screen. It's got a nice mix of humor, nostalgia, and heart string tugging to cover all the bases. It might be worth the price of admission just to hear them jamming out Crunchy Granola Suite in their garage.
  7. It will come with Salt Life decals and truck nuts pre-installed.
  8. Well said. Every day is a gift. May you all enjoy peace, comfort, love and appreciation for the fact that no matter what any of our current situations are right now, we've got it pretty damn good.
  9. This. Bourbon + Tennessee whiskey exported almost $1.5B worth of product in '23. Any guess what their numbers will be this year and going forward? With younger people drinking fewer spirits, it doesn't make much sense to kill your export business while simultaneously opening markets for other countries.
  10. Seriously, you've got a sound plan. The only risk is people lingering too long. But I'm guessing you've got a solution for that, too.
  11. A bonus: that shit is recyclable while the colorful patterned stuff is not. So you're not being a cantankerous Scrooge, you're being responsible and earth friendly!
  12. "But first we hit the drive through beer barn so she could grab a cold 40 malt liquour!"
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