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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Dallas getting the home cooking in the Meadowlands.
  2. 3 and out Dallas. Nabers didn't have a DB in his zip code on 3rd down.
  3. If the Giants win tonight McCarthy should be replaced before midnight Sunday .
  4. When Favre dies it would be fitting if in the afterlife he was reincarnated as a 15 year old girl in Mark Chmura's hot tub.
  5. Some of y'all would fuck a haystack if you heard there was a snake somewhere inside.
  6. I don't have the desire to look it up & frankly wouldn't dream of posting a link to the video even if I found it, but while waiting to watch some football last Saturday at my local pub and before they switched the house audio over to the games, an auto tuned abomination by some slapdick was playing on TouchTunes. The chorus was simply him professing to being "a cold beer drink-errrrrrr." Two things: 1) that "song" may rival We Built This City by Starship as the worst shit ever, and 2) the performer will undoubtedly be set for life performing it & the songwriters likely just bought another mansion due to the bro country dudes & dudettes almost certainly claiming it as their personal anthem.
  7. Have we seen the shot of Jerrah looking really flabbergasted from his sky box yet?
  8. That's one of the loudest doinks I've ever heard.
  9. Tunsil with his 5th flag.
  10. Big conversion on 4th and 1.
  11. Y'all Cowboys and Texans fans need to slow your roll on the self-pity and pain of being a fan of your team. I'm a Vikings fan. Y'all don't know what heartbreak & disappointment is.
  12. Sick catch by Jefferson.
  13. Tunsil. He's gonna get a Code Red at halftime.
  14. This game may set a record for false starts.
  15. Lol Texans o-line.
  16. Almost there..
  17. Arnold is a crusty maxipad.
  18. This teambis good and fun to watch [emoji869]
  19. Ok. Gindy is approaching twerk mode. Lulz.
  20. Gundy's gonna need a new hair product sponsor after this ass whooping. He's not Fop worthy.
  21. Who's going to perform all of that roofing, tile installation, construction framing, landscaping, slaughterhouse work, etc after they've deported all of the illegals? You guessed it: Frank Stallone (RIP lobo).
  22. On the sofa before I head to the office.. TEXAS
  23. GhostOfTomJoad replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Well you've been up for 3 hours already. Why not done?
  24. It's very possible that Tony was whacked. Probable, even. Maybe the entire family. But my point still stands that Chase brought the viewer into the world of the Jersey mob, and the only way you get out is when you die. In this instance, the audience is on the opposite side of the frame from Tommy Devito in Goodfellas when he thinks he's about to get made. "It goes on, and on, and on, and on..."
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