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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. What's the bigger lie in that tweet: his innocence, or dotard claiming to be 6'5" tall? I'm surprised they didn't include an inset claiming his mushroom dick was 12" and thick as a beer can.
  2. On NBC News just moments ago they said that Eastman's attorney has confirmed that he is co-conspirator #2.
  3. Speaking of shitty music, wasn't Kid Rock's "No Snowflakes" tour supposed to be in Austin last week? I never heard a peep or saw any mention of it on local media.
  4. Just saw some video on GMA of Trump's speech in PA last night. He's back to "I'm richer than the people the other candidates go to & beg for money to keep their failed campaigns running. I don't need any money. I'll pay for it myself...believe me" bullshit. And the mouth breathers cheer in unison while they gleefully give their last twenty bucks to the carnival clown.
  5. More likely he worked the ball collector at the driving range and one day dotard saw him jiggle the handle just right so the dispenser took the token and gave him an extra jumbo bucket instead of the small. Trump immediately identified him as a technical genius and voila, he put him in charge of IT.
  6. Are we sure those 25 people were citizens expecting to attend a rally, or were they the remaining members of Meatball's staff trying to corner him and make sure their paychecks don't bounce?
  7. How long until the GQP release a deepfake of that video w/ Biden's head superimposed on Mitch's body and sells it as proof that Joey Two Scoops is physically incapable of serving a second term? My first thought was by next week, but they've done enough rat fucking over the past 50 years to know they need to let the initial incident fade out of the short term memory of the Fox and Newsmax crowd. So I expect to see a fwd; fwd; fwd; fwd; email from my MIL by about Thanksgiving.
  8. This one kills me as I've heard numerous right wingers bemoan how ugly windmills are. A close friend of mine--who grew up in Wichita Fucking Falls--and has been selling electrical supplies for over 30 years bitches about how much he hates seeing the windmills "destroy the views" when he heads back to WF to visit family/friends.
  9. I hope she's truly sleeping at peace, as she once sang. Doesn't seem like she had as much as she should have in her 56 years. She recorded her version of the the Outlander theme song for this season. Sadly, time had not been kind to her voice. She sounded Marge Simpson-esque. I'm assuming she was a smoker to have developed that much of a rasp.
  10. Lucky, Charlie T. Jr., Nelson, Otis and Lefty.
  11. Aldean's stroking his peen with his right hand beneath the table. Cuck's gonna cuck.
  12. So the billionaires have gone "woke" on ol' Meatball, huh? Guess it's time for him to call for a boycott hedge fund tycoons!
  13. I agree with this. The score was ridiculously loud, and in some places it detracted from the dialogue and the power of the scene itself. I get that Nolan wanted the audience to viscerally feel the tension building within Oppenheimer throughout the film, but there were a few times when I caught myself thinking "man, I'm going to enjoy this a lot more on my sofa." Still an outstanding film with top notch performances throughout.
  14. And we're at Waggle count for the graphics! You know the tournament is a snooze when they're digging that deep.
  15. Straka lips out a 2' par putt. Rahm misses a birdie by half a ball. But Day with a nice hole out to give the drenched crowd something to cheer about.
  16. Back to back birdies by Harman. The engraver can start sharpening his tools.
  17. Harman has one hand firmly on the Claret. Just can't see him shooting worse than one or two over today. His putter isn't showing any signs of betrayal.
  18. Interesting as my wife and I are considering Portland, ME and the area for retirement. We'd been focused on WA and the Puget Sound area up to Sequim for many years, but the constant wild fires is giving us pause (not that NE is immune; see Canada). I grew up in MN, but my wife has spent her entire life between San Antonio and Austin. She's thrilled about the chance to live in a true four season environment. As long as someone else is shoveling the big snowstorms and we're within a 15-20 minute commute to necessary infrastructure (medical, groceries) and 45 to an airport then winter doesn't phase me. There's no bad weather, just bad clothing. Edit: but to remain more topical, we can't wait to get the hell out of Texas.
  19. Bogey for Spieth on 2. He was running after that putt before it came to a stop. Oh well, he'll get a nice round of applause on 18 as a past champion.
  20. Jordan's going to have his hands full trying to get par on the 2nd. With the weather turning to shite it's hard to imagine him grinding through for a 68 and a backdoor top 10. He's just as likely to swipe and wipe around the course en route to a 77 and a warm, dry flight back home.
  21. Jordan missed the fairway on the 2nd so maybe that means he'll actually hit the green with his approach?!?
  22. Jordan with a 6 footer for par on the first. Used all the cup, but it went down. This is either going to be a boring final round with Harman hoisting the Claret Jug, or one of the epic choke jobs.
  23. Scottie's -4 today. Looks like a drizzly, breezy morning so far.
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