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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Dems shoulda gone with my Fillary Up! With Hillary! pitch. Stupid Dems.
  2. Legal zoomies. It's when lawyers get really excited and start running circles around the coffee table and suing the shit outta everyone.
  3. I'm not Spartacus. YOU'RE Spartacus!
  4. Reminds me of Owen Wilson in Shanghai Noon- "Oh, I didn't give you bad directions. I gave you wrong directions." Oh, that's not a controversial view. That's a falsehood.
  5. I think a significant chunk of true believers- white, working class, been voting against their own self-interest since the Reagan Revolution- treat it more like a sport and they're the fans getting decked out in their team colors and face paint going to the tailgate/rally. The design of the I'd Rather Be Russian Than Democrat t-shirt is literally the template of a commemorative college bowl game jersey except instead of the 2 team helmets about to butt heads, it's an elephant and donkey squaring off. For some people who vote against their own self-interest on auto-pilot and are painfully deficient at seeing long-term cause and effect relationships, it's little more than bragging rights while their standard of living gradually gets shittier.
  6. Iccee? Yeah? You're probably going to be fat. I mean, fatter than you are now. Ok bye!
  7. The pool thing sounds like a pedo tactic. Cops are banging on the door and they're setting the computer on fire, shooting it, trying to flush it down the toilet, stick it in a blender...
  8. Biden, writing in sharpie, at the bottom of his national drug control strategy - Paul Gosar is a goddamn moron.
  9. DOZENS!!! *does quick head count double-check* DOZENS!!!
  10. The Aldeans of the world haven't got a clue what "cancel culture" is.
  11. Not sure if I actually met him, but know a couple of the Zydeco Blanco/New Bohemian members in the area and saw a post from a local. All of them good peeps. 😥
  12. About as emotionally raw as you can get
  13. I'm probably getting some of the details wrong, but my friend saw her perform in (I think) The Erwin Center in a show cut short by, purportedly, vocal exhaustion- end of the 4th song she screams "AND YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING LIAR!", spikes the mic on the stage, storms off. Me- Aw man, that sucks. You get a refund? Her- No man. Those 4 songs were the best rock show I've been to.
  14. Was literally listening to this You're Wrong About episode yesterday. Could also go in DT on the perv thread.
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