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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. One of my friends decided to let his freak flag fly at school one day in a cape, s & m paraphernalia, jock strap over his jeans, etc... so the principal yanked him into his office and called my friend's dad to come pick him up for violating the dress code. His dad replied "YOU'RE the one sending him home. YOU drive him." So he did. When they pulled up to his house his dad was rolling the garbage cans out to the curb and it was just casually all "Oh hi, son!" "Hi Dad!" Lessons were not learned.
  2. E and Rod B brought it up this morning- San Francisco
  3. So, how many pedos ya shot? Zero!? Oh, you're good! Is Nugent evading you with his Jedi mind tricks?
  4. https://www.npr.org/2023/08/28/1196305761/desantis-jacksonville-vigil-booed
  5. It's actually impressive this has worked for 40 plus years
  6. I, for one, am fucking primed to overreact to the footyball. Let's light thIS FART WOOO!!!!!!!
  7. I feel like I'm in this extended midst of a Todd Rundgren Roman Candle of rabbit holes.
  8. Get on yer knees Texans. Suck that Cuban Cruz cock. Suck that Maryland Dan Patrick cock. Suck that (weirdly, Maryland again) Chip Roy cock.
  9. Coming to Freedomstan- Dead People Looking At Porn Moral Panic. Freedomstan solution- Voice Verification for porn viewing
  10. Translation- I caught a dick in church camp
  11. Sorta like Mark "No One Cares About The Hatch Act Outside The Beltway" Meadows arguing he was violating The Hatch Act in his petition to move his case to federal court.
  12. Trumpco protesting they were banned from an event they declined to participate in is definitely on my bingo card.
  13. Junior: Hey Dad. Remember when I was growing up you told me never to trust anyone, even you?
  14. You know how much coke you could trade this dump for, Jr?
  15. Marge, the rep who who proposed a national divorce- Not MAGA Enough These people know how to govern.
  16. I guess we just don't know the art of the deal. Seriously though, this is more curious to me than his weight.
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