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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Yep, cya Mom and Dad! Thanks for raising me and good luck with yalls memory and mobility issues *jetpacks out*
  2. Is Amazon caving to Trump over listing consumer price increases due to tariffs MORE of an opportunity than Uvalde school children getting blown to literal pieces? Beto of the do-nothing Democrats confronted Abbott directly to his face. It was publicized. It didn't matter. Perhaps energy spent complaining about the ineffectiveness of Dems efforts on a cult to this point could be put to better use.
  3. Carney: Hey Donald, why did the chicken cross the road? Trump: I dunno, why? Carney: *farts in face* aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#!_G!@!!!
  4. Also, next time some Trump official replies to a question with "Oh yeah? Well why blah blah..." I wish a reporter would reply with some sorta "Look, if you wanna play Freaky Friday come down here in the press pool, I'll come up there to the podium, and you can ask me the questions and I'll supply the answers. If you want maybe I can get you an internship, but right now my job is to ask questions and your job is to answer them."
  5. The truth is a hostile and political act to an organization headed by a convicted scam artist whose lifeblood is lies.
  6. Maybe you can store that flag up your ass.
  7. ‘I don’t kid’ https://www.politico.com/news/2020/06/23/trump-joking-slowing-coronavirus-testing-335459
  8. The dog ate my trade deal.
  9. The whole world is The Harlem Globetrotters passing the fentaball around before they bounce it off Trump's head for a basket.
  10. MOM! China's touching me!
  11. It's gonna look like Mrs Brady's vase after Peter tries to glue it back together.
  12. Instead of indiscriminate cuts to funding and sevices, this sounds like an actual fraud situation custom made for DOGE for to tackle. Elon! Big Ballz! Those 2 other kids! Assemble!
  13. ...and actually, what Trump has done is beyond that in that there is no trial.
  14. At about the 38 minute mark Miller does a quick select refresh of Hamilton's grievances against King George that land directly in the center of the circle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grievances_of_the_United_States_Declaration_of_Independence
  15. Relax. Secret Service is on this.
  16. If ANY immigrant can ultimately be held accountable for another individual immigrant's crime, than ANY citizen can ultimately be held accountable for another individual citizen's crime. It's as simple as that. I know this is Captain Obvious stuff, and I'm no messaging genius, but it seems like a concise point like that repeated over and over might have a slim chance of traction with FREEEEDOM! Truck Decal Guy, because it's pretty much what the administration is suggesting.
  17. You're judging yourself! That's why that riff sucks!
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