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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

  1. The kids are working the assembly line too.
  2. "Looks like someone's earned another 4 day golfing weekend. You're welcome!" *jets off to play with his Saudi friends*
  3. Toy Joy is on 2nd Street where Liberty Lunch used to be.
  4. MAGA States- "Not for 8 year-olds."
  5. This fucking Annie-ass simulation.
  6. Fired? You got a tax cut. Promises kept.
  7. Dripping Springs: Tren de Aragua hotbed https://www.kut.org/crime-justice/2025-04-02/hays-county-texas-tren-de-aragua-gang-ice
  8. Oh no! We're going to be the fat kid in dodge ball!
  9. 01. Across the USA.flac
  10. Listened to this the day before yesterday
  11. Listened to this earlier today
  12. Goddamn. I tried the best I could to interact with my parents' roommates when they were in nursing rehab, but it's hard when you're juggling more than you can. It's hard not to notice who doesn't get visitors.
  13. The Impreza has all wheel drive and a 2 inch clearance skid plate that's easily reattachable when you climb and descend a buck carcass at 60 mph bathed in rich Corinthian fabric.
  14. Are you mocking the versatility of the Impreza? I'll be over there next Saturday if y'all are up for it up.
  15. I'll be your drummer and the good news is my Subaru Impreza has a sun roof which is perfect for transporting drums.
  16. This is the only post-Police Sting tune that's ever landed for me. The outro is there.
  17. This is actually worse than the Fox News Elon suck off you unironically posted.
  18. You should shop around for comebacks
  19. You should fuck yourself for free
  20. Yup. Used to losing and hearing the winners bitch about the shit trophies they were told were coming and learning nothing from it, in no small part from the likes of you. https://youtu.be/TlFsXoZkamw?si=SNktDGeeLTKvLDam
  21. - Libertarian who washes his hands because he thinks America didn't swing far enough right in the 80s.
  22. You may think that, but you promote fascism. You promote hierarchy. You defend it. You parade a political fantasy you know will never have to answer to the way the things are as if it's some clever trick and wipe your hands of any responsibility. It's as disgusting as it is tired.
  23. I would if I could but I live in the world of your choosing. Non answer, as usual, noted.
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