Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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Trump’s America
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WTF, Alabama? Grand jury says police department should be abolished as 5 officers charged
A few. The entire police department. Let's not quibble.
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
- Explode deficit - Declare "Hey! We found even more waste!"
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Trump’s America
Libertarian Offers Winning Elections Advice -more inside The Onion
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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I've been cutting back on the news, but is there another disaster in West Virginia besides being West Virginia?- Trump’s America
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I can't believe a guy who called us suckers would do this to us. We voted for him!- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Reporter: And what did you do as a member of the Deep State to fix "a lot of stuff in the government that needs fixing"?- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
It may be a familiar characterization for some, but Ezra Klein's definition of the federal government (or Deep State oogah boogah!) is on point- It's insurance with a large standing army. Everything else is just coins in between the couch cushions. Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Military Guess who the South African determined was a parasite on America, Tom. America First.- Trump’s America
...and the ultimate in-group (that the star-spangled MAGA rally goers don't get) are the billionaires regardless if they're Russian oligarchs whose talking points Trump parrots, Saudi royalty whose golfing tournament he hosts, a communist North Korea dictator whom *checks notes* he fell in love with, or Chinese ruling class he fawned over for their handling of Tiananmen Square.- Trump’s America
Trump literally slept fart through one of his trials.- Trump’s America
Your understanding of the word "hypocrisy" is on par with your understanding of the word "literally".- Trump’s America
Maybe he meant Rudy.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
It's like Republicans have daddy issues.- How Fox News works
"...then we fork over 3 quarters of a billion dollars for knowingly broadcasting those lies."- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Nothing sets off Trump more than a corporation stiffing it's clients.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Dude literally had a reality TV show that's tagline was "You're fired" made possible by a vast swath of Americans who get off on that shit. This should be the least surprising thing he's ever done.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I was worried about the border, so I voted for the guy who blew up the border bill.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
"This guy's a loser! I voted for you 8 times and can better job! I need to work from home though. And a raise."- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Wait, wait! You're trying to tell me that the most well-known convicted, recidivist fraudster in the world has ordered a "blatant breach of contract". Just outta no where. Huh. These things are kinda hard to predict ya know. Here a womp. There a womp. Everywhere a womp womp.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Soooo, it's not the messaging?- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
"Elon misplaced his family's emerald mine."- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
"When the GOP says "socialism" they mean anyone other than the one percent receiving a benefit from the government for the taxes they've paid. Also, Trump has a tiny dick." - The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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