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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. *slight derail* I know the trope about Californians moving to Texas, but just anecdotally, I see Florida plates all over Texas now and wonder if it's related to the home insurance crisis going on in Meatballistan.
  2. Yeah. It's 8 dollars a month. Not free. And Elon's Jet is still banned. Congrats on the discovery.
  3. Japan the day after Hiroshima - "That's it. This means war."
  4. Maybe they are but it's similar to when someone would hand you a leaflet on the West Mall. "Can you throw this away for me?"
  5. Not my pic, but great, fun show last night by Sparks with the crowd on board.
  6. There was a thread here or on TOS of "what celeb have you been told you look like" and I forgot to add a Harris Co deputy told me I looked like BB and, as he was writing up my red tag, if I told him to put lotion on his skin he was throwing me out of his car. He looked like exactly like Super Troopers' Farva. So that was pretty weird.
  7. I wanna give Jay a hug he's compulsively giving himself here. My fav Wilco lineup. https://youtu.be/M6vRU7rBGiQ
  8. Democrats need to acknowledge what the GOP has become and that their sole duty is not just playing defense. They need to play offense. To offend fascists. Not tyrannically- the opposite of. Righteously, because more Americans are good than evil. Because more Americans believe we are all created equal than fuckstick Americans who think we aren't.
  9. Willie and Stevie are Austin royalty. Elon isn't and will probably never be newbie level Austinite cuz he shits all over the ethos of Slackerville where life existed other than to serve an employer for the ratcheted up to the nth degree of working ULTRA SUPER HEAVY HARDCORE in the monotonous country that works ULTRA SUPER HEAVY HARD CORE which is why he bobs sadly alone on a dancefloor in the ULTRA SUPER HEAVY HARD CORE competition of life.
  10. Even tho he's a staple of 70s guitar FM rock radio, there's still a trove of below the radar Walsh.
  11. Was the video of him bopping alone at the rave in Austin? If not, I can't think of a single pic or video of Elon just being a normal Austinite in Austin, or even waving "hi" to a Chronicle photographer at some random event.
  12. Diddling kids can be exhausting. Great News! We've used a shitload of our tax-free funds to build a resort ...er, pastoral rehabilitation center for JC's helpers to hide, unwind, self-examine, atone (only between them and JC, no peeking!), and then get back in the game spreading the Good News! https://www.al.com/news/2023/07/church-of-the-highlands-opens-45-million-pastoral-recovery-center-what-is-it.html
  13. "Freedom of speech" identified as a "privilege" and not a right on the Free Speech Absolutist platform. On brand.
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