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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. How old do you think the kid in the Shriner's commercials is?
  2. Loved how announcers were just talking about how free and easy LSU pitcher is only to have him overthrow and surrender the lead next inning.
  3. great opportunity. Hope Zubia doesn't swing over 3 change ups.
  4. Eat shit Henry! You fucking limp dick shit bag.
  5. Do zombies shit? Because I would be happy to swap a few hobos for zombies if it would reduce the amount of hobo chocolate I see downtown.
  6. Add any business created in the last 5 years whose name contains the word "Patriot."
  7. I bet that kid can write a great haiku.
  8. I've never understood that joke as soul food is generally the blandest food I have ever eaten. Its just salty and fatty. Dot's and Gene's in Austin were prime examples. Some of their dishes were great but none of them were spicy. Is there any African-American dish that is remotely spicy?
  9. https://www.kxan.com/news/national-news/texas-sheriff-2-dead-multiple-shot-in-music-video-ambush/
  10. I leave quartered deer with silver skin intact in garage fridge on cooling racks for 10-14 days. Then I trim off all desiccated portions, debone and freeze in muscle groups.
  11. This would be a good time for the defense to call to the stand the hoards of other people who accidentally shot their neighbors dead.
  12. This punishment evidence is going to be pretty bland. Just heard the state seeking to admit that when she applied to DPD, Guyger self disclosed that she once stole a pencil and a brownie when she worked at TGI Friday’s.
  13. He must have nerves of steel not to have shot those people who were in "his" apartment.
  14. Yeah, Briscoe Cain definitely has engaged in role-play as Frodo with a much older BDSM loving Gandalf and the one cock ring to rule them all. Plus, the wife is a dead giveaway. Dead giveaway.
  15. I know people who refer to gutters as “the trash.”
  16. They really hate the 5th amendment. "If he didn't do nuthin' he should have got up err and said it."
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