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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. This would be a good time for the defense to call to the stand the hoards of other people who accidentally shot their neighbors dead.
  2. This punishment evidence is going to be pretty bland. Just heard the state seeking to admit that when she applied to DPD, Guyger self disclosed that she once stole a pencil and a brownie when she worked at TGI Friday’s.
  3. He must have nerves of steel not to have shot those people who were in "his" apartment.
  4. Yeah, Briscoe Cain definitely has engaged in role-play as Frodo with a much older BDSM loving Gandalf and the one cock ring to rule them all. Plus, the wife is a dead giveaway. Dead giveaway.
  5. I know people who refer to gutters as “the trash.”
  6. They really hate the 5th amendment. "If he didn't do nuthin' he should have got up err and said it."
  7. That portion of the intersection is an absolute shit hole. There are 4 or 5 regulars over there. Gandalf the Gross is pretty aggressive with his panhandlin'.
  8. I don't know what it means but it is so fucking ratchet. I fucking hate it.
  9. Yes, but she didn't. Mom is just fat, lost her balance and fell down. She looked like a turtle on its back when she was trying to get up. All of these people are related. They should rename that portion of the park Type II Diabetes Town.
  10. According to Robert Carradine, it wasn’t suicide. It was a hit by the Thai mafia.
  11. It’s like neither one of them knows which is their dominant hand. Why do they jab with both hands?
  12. Its a notion espoused by con artists in order to sell fake documents and avoid taxes and child support. It’s the sovereign citizen movement for blacks. They claim that black people are actually from Morocco and they inhabited the Americas 50,000 years before any tribe. Thus, this is actually Morocco and not the United States and they don’t have to follow any laws of the US.
  13. Are they for sell or for sale? Are you originally from the US? If so, what part?
  14. My wife's contribution. Biscuits suck and the only thing worse than biscuits alone are biscuits with gravy.
  15. I have serious questions about Pierce's ability to correctly evaluate the skill level of his players or correct their bad habits. I don't mean "his" as in guys he recruited, I mean the guys he is coaching. Take Shugart, I think it was obvious to everyone that has ever played something other than rec baseball, that Shugart was always overthrowing. There were times when he actually lost his balance in his follow through. That's why his control suffered. When he got his fastball over, it was a cock shot that usually ended up in extra bases and often times a home run. How the fuck does Pierce not sit him down and explain that located 88mph is better than 92 over the middle of the plate. He continues to trot Fields out there too with the same shitty result. Fields, like Shugart, is a talented player that could really benefit from actual coaching. When you have a good coach, players get better. They certainly don't get worse
  16. They are also very expensive for what you get. Pluckers sucks.
  17. This team would split a double header against Concordia, Southwestern or Trinity.
  18. Other than 96-98, I haven't seen a more uninspired and uncaring group as this Texas team.
  19. Nothing quenches a sick thirst like a Big Gulp of brown gravy.
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