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Goredho

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  1. I’ve got the weirdest limp dick right now.
  2. It’s a shame, isn’t it? https://x.com/SenOssoff/status/1781036123105473013/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1781036123105473013&currentTweetUser=SenOssoff
  3. Its gonna take more than that to get me to go jack.
  4. Goddam, and I thought Cormac McCarthy was dead.
  5. https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/30/24232561/brazil-x-ban-sending-people-bluesky Brazil’s X ban is sending lots of people to Bluesky / Brazilian users seem to be turning to Bluesky in droves while they can’t use X.
  6. How do you think she became sporkfoot?
  7. Any port in a storm, amiright?
  8. This is going to make FyreFest seem well organized.
  9. We'll even line the interior of the wall with Ansel Adams photos so you can remember what the rockies look like 😜
  10. As a citizen of Colorado, I am pretty sure we can get this state to pay for Texas' northwestern border wall.
  11. tl;dr statistics word salad; voila! model moar gud
  12. Oooh, you may be on to something.
  13. Incorrect. The answer is:
  14. Petition to rename thread title to “pick a two digit number that matches @markstanco’s IQ.”
  15. Best thing about a reliced guitar is the absence of heart drop when you first bang it on something that would leave a mark.
  16. Getting close, hearing it scream will put me over the top.
  17. And by eagles, they mean two eagles sent from God swooped from the sky, snagged his balls and deposited them into the cup, which is strangely more believable than Dotard sinking two eagles back to back from 140+ yards.
  18. But Nikki Sixx doesn't play bass.
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