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wd40

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  1. same boat. but we gotta do something soon, so when we hand down my car to the oldest, we don't end up with two car payments. but my wife should join NASCAR. can only execute left turns, apparently. when she took out the stop sign at 183 and Barrington, I said, "yeah that signs in a weird spot. gets run over a few times a year." when she tried to take out a big bright yellow steel and concrete post in the UPS customer counter parking lot, I said, "maybe we should just weld a 1/4" steel skid plate on the passenger side." she said [tone]. changed jobs. now she parks in a big parking garage everyday. now she has a big white scuff on the right front corner. I said nothing.
  2. waaaiiiiiiiiiiit a minute. you led the charge to Chuckie's? dude.
  3. The cool room, Lord is a fool's room,And I can almost smell your T.B. sheets,I can almost smell your T.B. sheets, T.B.
  4. white guy, here. I got pulled over in Tarrytown for riding my bike at night back when I was going to UT and living in a shitty apartment off Norwalk Lane. what do I win?
  5. this. if we have to have this level of balkanization, I DEMAND we grt the Bernard forum back. those cunts are now invading lulz pic threads.
  6. swam would have dominated this thread. me? I was inspired by a prostitute to build ships for the Navy. no gerbils were harmed...recently.
  7. see, that's a non-synergistic attitude. sounds like you need some special, high-intensity training so we can all be on the same page, at the end of the day.
  8. as I find myself more and more in direct contact with different managers and executives over the years, I find that my confidence in and respect for them as leaders and decision makers continues to erode. but there have been a few good ones I've worked with. it's just a shame to seem them get sucked into the bullshit games so many of the others play.
  9. ...I think you need a Brake Check
  10. now that tinypic appears to've gotten its shit unfucked: refrieds, Price's, chipotle tabasco, and some crunch. on the usual vehicle.
  11. former CEO Ellen K. Pao? did she go out with a bang?
  12. dote on a bear, meet a grizzly end.
  13. see? I didn't think you wanted a serious answer. you should have gone with Beta Neighbor Meta Thread, to be more accurate.
  14. whubout Uvita? will be there in June. reckon on some hardore chillaxin, but the wife wants to do a zipline tour. too much work, imo.
  15. that's not what she said last night.
  16. up and working early this morning, as usual, enjoying my coffee, etc. I hear a clatter on the stairs. I look. it's the wife, dropping her work badge there from over the balcony rail above. fine, wants to not forget it on her way out. good idea. an hour later, I get home from dropping off daughter #2 at school. wife's walking out the door. coffee's kicking in, so I lock the door behind her, and quickly make my usual tour of the downstairs, turning off all the lights she and the kids left on, then start upstairs to the master bath to take a well-earned shit and a shower. wife's furiously bangs on the door. I unlock it. she bursts in, all pissed off (at me) that she can't find her badge. she eventually finds it... upstairs.
  17. watch it, or he'll blow used blueberries all over you
  18. I blame Puffy's tote labelling system.
  19. tell the last part first, next time, Mrs. Drummond.
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