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wd40

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  1. now that tinypic appears to've gotten its shit unfucked: refrieds, Price's, chipotle tabasco, and some crunch. on the usual vehicle.
  2. former CEO Ellen K. Pao? did she go out with a bang?
  3. dote on a bear, meet a grizzly end.
  4. see? I didn't think you wanted a serious answer. you should have gone with Beta Neighbor Meta Thread, to be more accurate.
  5. forget it , Jake. it's Pflugerville.
  6. whubout Uvita? will be there in June. reckon on some hardore chillaxin, but the wife wants to do a zipline tour. too much work, imo.
  7. that's not what she said last night.
  8. up and working early this morning, as usual, enjoying my coffee, etc. I hear a clatter on the stairs. I look. it's the wife, dropping her work badge there from over the balcony rail above. fine, wants to not forget it on her way out. good idea. an hour later, I get home from dropping off daughter #2 at school. wife's walking out the door. coffee's kicking in, so I lock the door behind her, and quickly make my usual tour of the downstairs, turning off all the lights she and the kids left on, then start upstairs to the master bath to take a well-earned shit and a shower. wife's furiously bangs on the door. I unlock it. she bursts in, all pissed off (at me) that she can't find her badge. she eventually finds it... upstairs.
  9. watch it, or he'll blow used blueberries all over you
  10. I blame Puffy's tote labelling system.
  11. tell the last part first, next time, Mrs. Drummond.
  12. tbh, Macanudo peaked at toaster lady. marinate on that.
  13. Growing up we had a huge fig tree in the back yard. We used to eat fig this, fig that, and still had tons of fig preserves to give away. Until the drain field went bad and Dad had to put in a new septic system. Then the tree died. Woops. figures
  14. au contraire, amigo. we got a new mattress, and the wife put the old one up on Craigslist for free and it was gone in about 3 hours. a group of of seemingly educated, fun-loving, young white folk wanted it for a big party they were having that same evening. it would make Pancho's head explode. but on Nextdoor? who the fuck would want to sell old crap to anyone they might see on a semi-regular basis?
  15. looks like somebody earned his rubber dogshit permit for Hong Kong, if possibly posthumously.
  16. this. my Warbonnet Blackbird actually is sewn with bulge in the side at one end for my feet.
  17. only problem I've had as far as that goes is sleeping so deep and still in the same position for so long (i'm a side sleeper) is I'll wake up with a numb hand or shoulder. in most Texas weather, I skip the under quilt and just use an extra-wide 3/8" foam pad I bought from Gossemer Gear. CO is a different deal. definitely needed the UQ in April. but if you're above treeline most of the time I've heard good things about the Neoair.
  18. Tell my mama and tell my paThat their fine young son didn't get farHe made it to the end of a bottleSitting in a sleazy barHe tried hard but his spirit brokeHe tried until he nearly chokedIn the end he lost hisBottle drinking alcohol
  19. place holder for 'he picked a fine time' joke
  20. cheeseburger and fries at Crown&Anchor
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