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SizzleChest

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  1. They will. There's not enough eyeballs and ad dollars to attract enough viewers 18 hours per day. It's not only not a lucrative business any more, it's quick kill business. CNN's death will be faster than the others because they're still playing the game like it's 1995.
  2. It won’t.
  3. I was there, too. Brought stogies for Watt (he called 'em 'gars) and some Lone Stars. Used to get the Firehose newsletter and brought one for him to sign. Asked if he was recovered from a bad UTI on the road (he had described it in the newsletter, saying he "constantly had a hot water bottle on the (his) ball". Also told the infamous story about the time he got diarrhea so bad on the road touring with REM, he cinched up his pants at the bottom before he went on stage because he couldn't stop shitting. I told him we call those MC Hammer 7 day shitter pants. He erupted in laughter. Drank and smoked up for awhile. We asked if he had any other merch and screamed "Kira, Kira, go grab the box from the van and bring it here". Kira, of course, was his now ex-wife and ex-Black Flag bassist Kira Roessler. Watt's such a good dude. Good times.
  4. And Blue Oyster Cult, Wire, Public Enemy, and Butthole Surfers - just on that one EP. The Minutemen covered everyone from Steely Dan to Van Halen, CCR, Richard Hell, Meat Puppets, and The Who.
  5. @bellingcat applied the Nazi tattoos with a Sharpie? Elmo and the simulation are tracking at very consistent coordinates.
  6. Colossal doofus status - confirmed.
  7. Need a live vomit for a BINGO.
  8. Were these his blowjob shoes? Wanting to feel taller why he was getting blown?
  9. The timeframe for the "dream sequence" was probably less than an hour in real time, and Barry's going to die at Moss' hand. It was a reverse Dallas. They showed Barry's fantasy dream sequence as a way to show the future for the other characters, sans Sally. Now, we zoom back to the present. Moss bagged Barry at he and Sally's apartment at the end of S4E4. Sally's "Let's go" was the trigger for the start of Barry's dream. Maybe she didn't really say that (and it was all in Barry's head), but, like Cousineau, she leads him to Moss and Moss takes it from there.
  10. Hal Halbrook (as Deep Throat in ATPM) put it like this when asked why would they do this, because they had the election pretty much sewn up: “These just aren’t very bright guys.”
  11. He should transfer to Notre Dame.
  12. Goddamnit, it's the Rand Corporation and the reverse vampires. We're through the looking glass here, people.
  13. THEY'RE FOR DATA MINING!!! HEY LOOK, DATA EMERALDS!!!
  14. Moving the UT flagship to the new ESPN affiliate (and under the extended tentacles of our new ESPN and SEC overlords) would be the next step. I mean, who the fuck shifts focus to covering high school sports with hunting and racing shows sprinkled in (where HS football season is basically 3.5 months) in a metro with a population of 2 million?
  15. Even strippers get until the 8th or 10th.
  16. Whatever it is, it's sounds like it's very embarrassing and worthy of mocking, so I'm here for it.
  17. I am choosing to read that as "we couldn't make payroll and our on-air talent told us to go fuck ourselves until we pay them, so enjoy some shit-ass Draft Kings shit that you can stream for $75/month".
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