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General Specific

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  1. If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off?
  2. Uh, you left off, OU, Penn State, Miami, Hamas, Russia! No more Fucks to give. Wait, found one more, FCB. Ok, two, FKB!
  3. Well, at least he beat Miami, and, wait for it, PLAYED Wake Forest!
  4. From the bottom of an empty glass, waiting on another drink, FIGHT!
  5. So, you took Fuck Russia literally? /s
  6. Would it not fall over! aggy specialty, no?
  7. Insert pic of cat at breakfast table, “I need to buy Titleist stock”!
  8. That’s a gouda one!
  9. Brent Venables reuses the foreskins from Bob Stoops DICK’S as chewing gum!
  10. Well to be fair, I had to decline South Austins mom in CO, because I’ve never, wait what?
  11. And the swirlies. But no mention of the time he was stuffed in a locker, all day, that would trigger him!!!1!
  12. Digging this up. From a Rocky Mountain TEXAS!
  13. Finding a way to get on his knees? He’s aggy, it’s what they do. Glory hole out front should’ve told ya!
  14. Don’t they make a pill for that? Asking for aggy.
  15. And the down side here is? A lot fewer aggy!
  16. Checking usernames on Surly, and I has disapoint, as there appears to be no SouthWestern, or an associated mom with username.
  17. We would all look like this if our dad was a cuckold, and mom was busier than South Austins mom.
  18. It’s all fun and games, until the 40 yard challenge!
  19. Jimbo was asking if he wanted to bang his wife.
  20. For me, it’s one week at a time. Other teams improve week to week as well. Some more than others, and as we have seen time and time again, most, if not all teams get up for us in the B12. Defense looks to be salty, and making the most of what they have. Offense is a tale of two halves. We need to do a better job of starting the game, finishing drives with points, especially in the first quarter. If they can do that, we may see more backups getting significant reps earlier in the second half. This week is all about stealing Kansas lunch money, and hearing the lamentations of their women! Let the B12 farewell fuck fest continue!
  21. Well, the have an code of honor and every thing.
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