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mulletpelini

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  1. Well it's been a while for you because they took the shitty part of the name off years ago. Its just Joe's now and you must go to the one in the gas station. It is the original and the original is the best. But you are right it is one of the best. Anyone who doesn't understand why Misery is a shithole just hasn't done enough research. Go to a game there, sit right behind the wall. Then come back and let us know about it. It is Louisiana of the north. If you didn't know you crossed from Kansas into Mo the potholes and loss of control in your vehicle would have told you. Injuries on that old field, multiple concussions from the 90's when they played on patio turf laid over concrete.....these are just some of the dumbest redneck people you will run into. Anyone who's lived in St. Louis and hasn't left never stopped inside the city limits. STL (no coincidence you can't spell shithole without it) like most cities has its good and bad areas. St. Louis, unlike most cities just has way more bad than good. So much racism and division. Always tension. Columbia, good riddance what a redneck backwoods sooey fucking town. I imagine that it's what St. Louis was like 100 years ago. Branson isn't terrible and KC is pretty fucking exceptional, the majority of which is on the KS side. I'd trade KCMO for Topeka in a split second and I don't like KCMO that much. TLDR mizery sucks
  2. Marcus Lattimore. Played 8 short years ago. Seems like lifetimes ago.
  3. Probably not the first load she's gotten dropped on her
  4. Just call in the Black Hornet nano and chop their damn heads off
  5. Earl MorrAll might be the most underappreciated QB in NFL history. He also died almost exactly 6 years ago.
  6. There's a donut in there somewhere
  7. Kansas wasn't as flat as she thought it was.
  8. Somebody elses wife was telling me this the other day and all I could think about was there was no way in hell she even knew what thorax meant.
  9. I think it's something beyond what you're comprehending.....oatmeal would be a white asshole, therefore
  10. It's a regional thing, mostly just in Nebraska.
  11. I heard he swallowed his vomit during a test. He definitely still looks strong enough to bite the ears off a Gundark.
  12. Please assure me that no filters were harmed during this film capture...
  13. Yeah this one stings. This was the first and only coach for the entirety of my formative football years, also the best age in NFL history imo. Took a bunch of no names and made a fucking defense that no one wanted to face. Took a dorky looking QB named Griese (rhymes with pussy) and made him a household name for throwing 11 passes. Got a C word dude with a club of a forearm that he would not hesitate to stick inside your helmet until you would start tackling him with your face turned away, and turned him into an American Gladiator. This was a man who could take your trash and turn it into treasure. He found the best you had and turned it into the best he had. At one point in the late 80's, early 90's he had the Miami Dolphins as the winningest professional sports team in the world. My how times have changed. RIP Mr. Shula, you were good. Truth be told, I always thought he looked way more Italian than Hungarian.
  14. Sounds like he still thinks he picked the better team.
  15. Of all the badasses in that movie that I would have the unfortunate circumstance of meeting in a dark alley in real life, Billy Bear is the one that most concerns me. that's not a line from the movie.
  16. That line of storms is huge now, stretches all to way to Michigan. Hope its just rain.
  17. Well then I do respectfully apologize to him because that's the only smear on an otherwise well run program
  18. She's got a few threads unraveling from her bikini top, WNB
  19. WHOA big talk standing tall on a Texas football board! Is it really talking shit if it's true though? Joe Mixon's redshirt (that might be my new band name btw) told me LP ain't got shit on him.
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