This reminds me of when I was a medical resident and a guy came into the ER complaining of rectal pain. We do an xray and find a screwdriver, a soda can, a set of car keys and a small tool box in his rectum. We rush him to surgery to remove these items and as we are prepping him I can't help but ask him how this happened. He says "I fell down the stairs." When I present him at ground rounds and state that "The patient states these items appeared in his rectum after a fall down the stairs" there was no discussion of "Wow, this unchartered medical circumstances!" No one proposed a literature search to see if "flaccid rectal syndrome" was a thing. No one called the social worker to do a house visit see if this man's stairs when indeed expectantly shoving tools in his rectum. We fucking laughed, and the then moved on. Somehow I feel like if the room had been filled with lawyers the discussion would still be going on.