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Horn Dog

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  1. This is sweet and all, but you gotta be careful hugging pregnant people near their due date …
  2. Fuck ya’ll! Welcome home Mr. Banks!! 🤘
  3. The most important thing when entering the portal is to pick your target and pick a good trajectory to get to that target. You have to anticipate your competition's moves, and adjust accordingly. Once you get within striking distance, you must strike quickly and decisively and wrap that opportunity up. Otherwise you will likely get burned with mud in teeth while your opportunity races past you.
  4. Surly has entered the podcast business. Surly has entered the NIH business. Next up- "Bachelorette- Surly Edition... featuring Nicole" !
  5. I did not like seeing this thread getting bumped...battered horn syndrome. Now I am happy!
  6. Well these fuckers got drunk one night and just decided to put up 800k just so they can watch a game on Saturday. I would think most women would say they are hot AF!
  7. Ultimate cock block attempt: "Hey super hot chick! You don't want to be with that Elon Musk guy. He throws money around like crazy. Is known to take his girls out on expensive trips in expensive private jets. Gives them ridiculously expensive gifts too! He is soooooooo desperate. I am embarrassed for him."
  8. I am glad that my putting it in terms QE can understand has helped him see the light!
  9. I can understand why QE is having such a hard time making this decision. I mean both programs are butterfaces right now and we have given very little recently to give recruits the idea that things are turned around. But surely he can see Texas has way more potential. So lets put it in terms a teenage boy can understand. Which butterface you gonna hit QE? Tech? Or Texas?
  10. I am just glad that my signing the petition worked.
  11. Wait is Torchy's tacos a real place?? I moved out of TX a while ago, but all this time I thought this was just an euphemism for clap-laden Lubbock girls
  12. Not only should he be ruled down at initiation of fake slide, the slide protection rule should no longer protect this QB for the remainder of his collegiate career for being a douch.
  13. We are screwed guys. My secret source just sent me Lubbock versus Austin airport pics during Ewers visits. 😔
  14. What? This is very very easy- “Hey Ewers, fuck ya I promise you the starting QB job next year!” There is no art to this. Say what you need to say then do what you need to do! That is what you are paid millions of dollars to do in a cut throat, ethics-free occupation. If you make this “gentleman’s agreement” there is only one reason to break it- he sucks and needs to portal out. It is literally a absolutely no lose situation.
  15. Tuesday. Always Tuesday… Was it still the first half??
  16. Coach Orgeron was promoted from Mile's staff after he was fired but I can't remember if that was for poor performance or not.
  17. Contact Max Westheimer Airport: (405) 325-7233 Email: ouairport@ou.edu Quick, someone call this number and ask to page Saban!
  18. All 3 of those were highly appreciated at the UT I attended.
  19. Saban doesn’t appreciate self absorbed, unrealistic fans…. Texas dodged a bullet!
  20. The most prudent course of action for any Texas football fan? Prepare thy anus.
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