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Horn Dog

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  1. Alright I don't even give a shit about what happens to Beard or what UT decides to do but as a father of daughters I probable should get some legal clarity on this from you legal types: 1. If I wake up in the middle of the night and some guy is in my house, and in my daughter's bedroom, without my permission or knowledge, would it be legally better for me to just shoot him versus getting in a physical altercation? 2. If I catch a intruder in my house in the middle of the night, am I in legal jeopardy if I physically assault him? As a follow-up, if my minor daughter (who does not own my house) declares some guy her "boyfriend", does this give him some legal protection to now break in to my house? 3. If my minor daughter can give someone permission to break into my home without my permission, can she also give her permission for her "boyfriend" to take my car? Furthermore, if he does take my car, can I shoot him now? In summary, Any advice on when I can shoot my daughter's boyfriend would be appreciated.
  2. IF true, as a father to several daughters..... ChrisRockAin'tSayingItsRightButIUnderstand.gif
  3. Four times in one night?? Pic of Christians friend?
  4. FIFY, and the answer is still no.
  5. B12 ref- “He is clearly past the goal line!”
  6. Walk into any low rent strip bar and you will find many who will tell you that having a father who degrades your innate qualities and continually humiliates you is the prerequisite to happiness. Of course it will be the patrons reporting this to you, but nonetheless....
  7. If Texas can get back into a National Championship game, the surly tailgate will be overflowing
  8. Is this the new or the old Surly motto??
  9. Small dick energy. Do not want.
  10. Relax guys. Without a "with that being said" it doesn't officially count anyway.
  11. The looks on just about all these players faces in this still are priceless
  12. How many signatures do we need to get to actually get A. Hitler (R) as a candidate some local office? My bet is he actually wins in a red county.
  13. “Coach how you gonna handle injuries?” ”Get treatment, if you’re salvageable. Otherwise we will kiss goodbye!”
  14. Do they ever pan back to show the Al Qaeda gunmen who are holding him hostage?
  15. So Texas wants to negotiate, but the Big 12 doesn’t want to negotiate. How exactly is Texas supposed to “give” in this scenario?
  16. Hit his chest, not the head
  17. B12 bullshit continues
  18. This. California, New York, and every other Dem controlled state needs to take the exact same formulas used by TX, NC, OH and partisan gerrymander the fuck out of there states. I mean EXTREME... like draw it so pubs get 2 CA seats and dems get 48. Dare the supremes to do something about it.
  19. I mean have you seen how inflated his penis is!
  20. I am just now realizing this championship aggy always wins is not meat juggling, but meat judging. For years I had a mental image of these clowns tossing 3 loin chops in the air at once and it always made me laugh. Now the mental image is of these “athletes” inspecting a line of cow penises for imperfections.
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