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Horn Dog

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  1. Yup. My prediction is if Riley leaves for LSU, OU will strike out on their top 3-4 candidates, then they will offer Sark and we will all rejoice to get rid of him. Then, because he is no longer at Texas, he will miraculously turn into a good coach and beat the shit out of us for 10-15 years straight. Sigh....
  2. I started drinking and smoking too early yesterday. I remember seeing parts of the 1st half, vaguely remember we were down a few touchdowns and the announcers talking about Thompson’s thumb and how he couldn’t throw. Then i started laughing hysterically cause I figured I was just way too fucked up since it made to sense. Why would a coach have a QB who couldn’t throw out there? It seemed just too ridiculous and obviously a hallucination. Then I passed out and woke up this morning thinking what a fucked up dream that i had where Texas was manhandled by KANSAS at home. Brewed some strong coffee to loosen the cobwebs and was just relieved it was all a dream. Then i open up Surly….HOLY SHIT..this is for realz?
  3. BlowU's offense isn't much better than ours in reality. Except they can actually score after halftime
  4. Amazing what a difference it makes when the refs just do their job
  5. Maybe in the off season Sark can hire the Baylor team to tutor out players how to give a shit
  6. It would be so on brand for him to put out a "Taking my talents..." tweet. There is a big market for receivers that can't catch apparently.
  7. I am preparing a writing proposal for Del Conte and Bowlsby that will solve everyones problems. If they agree to make all future Big 12 games only last 2 quarters, then Texas will withdraw our planned SEC move.
  8. What is your team? Without even knowing the answer I would trade you straight up your entire team for ours minus Bijan and Worthy plus $350. Deal?
  9. I turned it off at halftime but still monitoring this thread cause at least it’s entertaining
  10. Being a volleyball school isn’t so bad
  11. This team is so incredibly bad it is honestly unwatchable.
  12. It sure looked like it to me, but of course no comment or replay
  13. A second grand jury? I’d like to see ole Donnie get out of this one!
  14. If Sark is not gonna kick him off the team I propose he make Moore do this 1000 times so he gets a basic concept of what is expected
  15. There are few programs that crash and burn in such a spectacular fashion as ours. Even as a complete dumpster fire we are still the talk of the town. Fuck it. At this point I am tuned in solely for the laughs.
  16. It was no mix up Hamm, you just got a purdy mouth.
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